demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms
Ive been ghosted
over email
by an academic
my track record with authority figures continues
RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public
tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
green's my colour.
sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"
Had to make a Zukka one