Ive Been Ghosted

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

His ass does not pay attention enough to know all of their genders. Toph wears baggy clothes, he squinted at her and went “yeah that’s a boy. Or boy adjacent. Probably.” and moved on. Ally???

anyone else go nonverbal as a kid because your parent told you asking questions was “being rude” or “talking back,” so just not talking was the only power you could hold that wouldn’t immediately get you punished? 😀

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

oh bildad they could never make me hate you

Artemisia Gentileschi

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

My last girlfriend turned into the moon.