Ju22willy - Ju22Willy

ur telling me a ginger bred this man 😶‍🌫️

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

Idk what to post anymore so have an image of Poland

gonna start calling my hrt 'mouse bites' because i need it to live

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

back in the harlam renaissance, racist whites used to believe that black people celebrating their culture and traditions was "shoving down their throats" because of how it challenges the racial norms

sounds familiar, doesnt it? 🏳️‍⚧️

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

i know it might feel brittle and gray but please hold on. tomorrow will be kinder