Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

Gimme a music recommendation for no particular reason

uhh uhm

twenty one pilots music (that isn't the uber-popular stuff) goes so unbelievably hard both musically and lyrically so that i guess

if you want more specificity (ie: songs not a whole artist) i'd select from the fray:

-Trapdoor

-Not Today

-Migrane

-Rececorate

-Oldies Station

-Goner

-The Line

-Doubt

(i choose these because i like them. also because a couple i take as complete trans allegories cough cough redecorate's second verse it's so me i cant cough cough)

i went probably way too in depth with this but most all their music is really good and i've been listening to them semi-egregiously recently

thank you for the ask! also, any recommendations for me? love to listen to other people's music tastes, and i did just recommend a whole artist and 8 whole songs

snen i was,

a young snoy,

my snather,

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

WOOAAAHHH, you were scrolling real fast. thank you for stopping on this post. unrelated but I wanted to say, you are downright gorgeous

The hell is LGBT+? Y'all have gay premium?

my good friend. the old account name? that was supposedly alright to give me since it wouldn't get a hit? apparently. apparently it links back still. no changing of names shall save you now.

Am tarns, my tarns fren after me, pls do not tell them ehere I am, they are looking for this acct in an obsessed lover type of way, they say without the lover, send gelp