It's So Funny Seeing People Who Are Like "Val Is Irredeemable Villain But Vox Could Be Redeemed" Like...

Vox is my favorite character. He’s so versatile, has so much potential.

- He plays subway surfer on his screen while talking at overlord meetings so everybody pays attention.

- If Val is being too annoying, Vox will sweeten him up. Push all the right buttons and just as they are in throes of passion, Vox will say “i dont tell you this enough but I just wanted to say *insert rickroll music video blaring at full volume*.

- He plays cute cat videos for velvette when shes pissed at him to get back on her good side.

- Valentino has never won the few genuine fights they’ve had. “I never said that!” Vox plays a recording of Valentino saying that exact thing

Reworking Alfred’s entire character

I’m obsessed with this stupid son of a bitch, let’s get into it

I think too many people make him too uwu nice and forgiving as if most Americans don’t hold life long grudges over a ball game. Or that we can’t be serious at the drop of a hat when it comes down to it. Like when we say fuck around and find out we mean it, which apparently that’s a very American thing. Yes the dumb bitch stereotype is real, but there’s such a “you’re joking right?” attitude among people when it comes to certain things that I think he could go from playful to serious in a second, to the point where it might trip some people up. Especially when it comes to moral issues.

Also I hate that him being super obsessed with his image and how he’s seen by others is interpreted as sad uwu emo boy instead of clean girl maniac Patrick Bateman type of egotistical freak.

He should also be more apathetic and serious about work instead of “omg let’s build a ladder to the moon!” You have not set foot in this capitalistic hellscape if you think that’s an accurate way to characterize him lmao.

On top of that, he’s a fake ass bitch and that should be expanded on. Like he is definitely the type of person that has a million different ways of presenting himself and his personality to the point where he’s not sure who he really is.

He should be a lot more ego driven too. Like “how is this going to reflect on ME” not “I’m doing this ONLY out of the goodness of my big heart uwu”. Not that he can’t or doesn’t care, but if it reflects well on him then he’s more likely to choose that option.

Anyway, this is just some of my thoughts, im sure I’ll add more in the future

(If you characterize him differently that’s fine this is just me rambling and being obsessed)

alfred f jones would absolutely kill riding a mechanical bull i said what needed to be said

Someone should make an animatic of America to the song new money

So fucking true

Bro. I am on my knees fucking BEGGING for a creepy pasta fic that HAS NO READER INSERT OF ANY FORM

Theres so much X Reader or just general reader insert that i wanna die

Please just give me chaotic slendermansion

aesthetic

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

Hell grows like a tumour, making it prime territory for newly introduced guardian angels to subdue their hunger on.

Atomic Heart - Communism vs Capitalism

(animated sketches 1954)

I love characterizations of Alfred that aren't impulsive or violent - but instead cast him as the most pragmatic, practical, material person alive. I'll try to elaborate later when I have time but historically, the first and foremost American tool of problem solving has always, always been economic. economic warfare is an American artform and you can't change my mind; Alfred is much, much less likely to resort to violence than he is to, say, leave his enemies utterly destitute. the Cold War (especially Cuba), the Suez Canal Crisis, the trade war with China, the utterly bonkers sanctions on Russia? the USD is the international standard for trade and the US banned Russia from using it at all, even in their own banks. and then there's the whole export ban on China, which is a very big dick power move that may possibly result in WW3 but we'll see. the British didn't tell us about the Suez Canal deal so we threatened to destroy their economy and currency in retaliation. Cold War embargoes on the USSR intended to cripple their ability to manufacture for their military, embargoes on Cuba to cripple any geographic threat to the mainland. Alfred believes military strength is all well and good but the real power in this world is money.