panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store
vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?
panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?
vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?
I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.
not sure if i’ve posted tommy yet or not but either way here’s tommy!
i can teach you
they fuck literally anything and everything
explaining the dsmp to someone:
vanoss: What’s up? I’m back. panda: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead. vanoss: Death is a social construct.
either HE is a freak or he is calling YOU a freak. both are probably true.
kofi commissions
I'm going to
Trying to convince my partner to dress as luffy while I dress as buggy has not worked yet but they have agreed to a mihawk and shanks cosplay with me so that's going great >:3
smitty: I give up. I’m too tired. moo: GET THE EMERGENCY SUPPLY! kryoz: *carries vanoss and places them in front of smitty* vanoss: *Smiles* smitty: AND I AM BACK BABY, LETS GOOOOO!
moo: I have made the decision to trust you.
vanoss: A horrible decision, really.