Vanoss: Look. I May Not Be A Saint, But It's Not Like I’ve Killed Anybody. I’m Not An Arsonist. I’ve

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

HEY.

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

you bet your ass imma draw this now

Scout: *laying on Snipers couch groaning loudly into a throw pillow* I'm booooored!

Sniper: *polishing his rifle at the table* How about you go for a run?

Scout: I've already ran like a trillion miles today!

Sniper: Read a book?

Scout: Do I look like I can read?!

Sniper: *at his wits end* okay, so what do you want to do??

Scout: want to go sneak into spy's room and make out on that fancy shmancy new leather couch?

Sniper: is respawn still on?

Scout: Yup!

Sniper: *getting up from the table* yeah okay let's go.

---outside sometime later----

Engineer: why are you having Pyro torch your new imported couch and why are Scout and Sniper showing up in respawn?

Spy: *smoking a cigarette, flames reflecting in his eyes* the horrors must be cleansed.

"Just quit staring, quit trying to touch me. Leave me alone!"

Yay more maybell :3

panda: brian is being ...

vanoss: brian?

panda: A total ass, yeah.

smitty: But vanoss you promised. panda: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia. Welcome to the real world. banana bus squad: smitty: panda: What too soon? vanoss: *tearing up* My husband.

what i find attractive is whatever arlo from The magic funhouse has going on when hes only partially in costume

oh to look like this always