Junebugbree5 - Tireds

Ok fine i live for the sake of impel down buggy

The great chocobo war on the bdsmp

*At a convention*

vanoss: These games are the oldest things at this convention.

vanoss, bumps into panda:

vanoss: I was wrong.

Pov: you kidnapped an archangel prince and now he's judging your whole outfit after stabbing you with his shoe.

They're finished! @flunkett

panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store

vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?

panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?

vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?

panda: How drunk was I last night?

vanoss: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.

okaaayyy horses

vanoss: Brock, how do i get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Brock: the best revenge is letting go and living well

vanoss: ugh

vanoss: anthony, how do i get—

panda: i’m already packed, let’s go

-Later-

Brock: ...how did it go?

vanoss: anthony tricked me into letting go and living well

panda: gets ‘em every time

panda: if i was a gardener i’d put our tulips together

vanoss, tearing up: i love you

2p! panda, looks at 2p! vanoss : well?

2p! vanoss: if i was a gardener you’d be my hoe

vanoss:

panda:

2p! panda, tearing up: i love you too hoe