Kidnapper: [on The Phone With Vanoss] We Have Your Friend.

Hopping on this trend for rare pair 🔥

I'm not that tiny

Maybell!!! I may have made her smaller than she really is to @actuallycassidyiambusy buggy

Real and I have now also convinced my brother to do a matching cosplay with me I be winnin today fr fr

Trying to convince my partner to dress as luffy while I dress as buggy has not worked yet but they have agreed to a mihawk and shanks cosplay with me so that's going great >:3

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

collection

Free stress ball

brahms: sorry guys we cant go, stress is bad for the babies

michael:

billy:

other billy:

bubba:

freddy:

jason: …w… which babies?

brahms looking at jason: us

Moo: vanoss, I don’t think you need any more coffee

vanoss: Coffee cures depression

Moo: It doesn’t work that way

vanoss: More espresso, less depresso

vanoss: While I’m gone, smii7y, you’re in charge. smii7y: Yes!!! vanoss, whispering: kryoz, you’re secretly in charge. kryoz: Obviously.