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Moo Snuckel String Art
This didn’t turn out as good as I wanted it too and I’m a bit disappointed in myself that it didn’t. But I hope you all like it.
moo: why. why did you give vanoss a knife?! smii7y: they said they felt unsafe! moo: now i feel unsafe. smii7y: sorry smii7y:... smii7y: you want a knife?
moo, very tired: Woah, that's a fat fucking cat vanoss: Uh that's a raccoon moo: I'm taking it home
vanoss: I can’t stay holed up in the safe house all the time. I’m gonna go crazy! moo: People wish to kill you! Everyone who’s met you, I imagine.
moo: are we... still friends? vanoss: of course! of course! * small pause * vanoss: unless you're fighting me in a dark alleyway vanoss: at that point in time we will not be friends
moo: Are you a man or a woman?
vanoss: Haha, neither. I’ve tricked you. I’m actually thousands of bees stacked in a trench coat.
moo: ....what?
vanoss: bzz bzz motherfucker
moo: I hope they think I’m cool. vanoss: Who? moo: [Points to the cats across the street]
vanoss talking with moo: I think I understand what's happening, considering my woes.
moo: You do?
vanoss: Yes. i’m feeling lost, empty, and there's a little voice in the back of my head feeding on these thoughts and causing warmness.
moo: panda?
vanoss blushing: N o.
vanoss: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
moo: What did you do?!
vanoss: NOBODY DIED!
moo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
vanoss: It’s time for plan B.
moo: We have a plan B?
vanoss: No, but I definitely think it’s time for one.
kidnapper: [on the phone with vanoss] we have your friend.
vanoss: which one.
kidnapper: he gave me a talk and made me rethink my life choices.
vanoss: oh my god you have moo. kidnapper: i'm gonna be an artist.
moo, hoarsely: I think I’m losing my voice. vanoss: Well, that means you won’t have to yell at us all day!! [Later] vanoss: As it turns out, moo is much scarier when he’s quiet.
pros of being a cow:
No one expects anything from you other than being docile
Everyone understanda that thinking is just too hard for cows
Sensitive nipples make getting milked orgasmic
All the cowprint clothes are the cutest things ever
Wearing a bell to reminds you of your place
Moooooo!!!
cons of being a cow:
my dumb cow brain is too dumb to think of anything bad about being a cow
My sister wanted me to draw a space cow so 🐮 here it is. #spacecow #cow #drawinginballpointpen #pendrawing #traditionalart #space #moo #astronaut #astronout #astronomy #wuh #boo #farmanimals https://www.instagram.com/p/B1TV7JRiKV2/?igshid=1jvzz9qejpwd9