moo: why. why did you give vanoss a knife?! smii7y: they said they felt unsafe! moo: now i feel unsafe. smii7y: sorry smii7y:... smii7y: you want a knife?
Moo: vanoss, I don’t think you need any more coffee
vanoss: Coffee cures depression
Moo: It doesn’t work that way
vanoss: More espresso, less depresso
More old One Piece stuff. Buggy gets his own post because my dear friend loves him so I drew a lot but these were the best.
I wanted to draw Luffy with physical damage after all the stress he went through Sabaody to Marine Fold
Grey hair strands, paler skin, dark eyes and white spots all over his body.
after a mission gone wrong and vanoss has a bleeding arm
panda: Quick, what's your type??
vanoss: brown haired boys with a sunshine smile that can also take out a man if he wanted to—
panda: YOUR BLOOD TYPE IDIOT
vanoss: * looks at his hands * Red?
He wasn't warned about the siren being in heat he was shoved in that room and locked in with him.
Buggy dragged the mermaid out of her enclosure again and is using her as a pillow after ruining Luffy.
either HE is a freak or he is calling YOU a freak. both are probably true.
kofi commissions
vanoss: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. panda: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
moo: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on evan without them noticing?
smitty: Hey, evan, I bet you 5 bucks that you can’t swallow this penny.
evan: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, hun.
moo: …
Sadly, sounds about right for, well, any fandom, really. I never got the hype of not letting people have fun with shipping in fandoms. It all just seems sad and draining to spend so much time fussing over what ship others like.
Wishing death on a real disabled person is such a weird way to prove you're somehow the better side of the fandom, anon.