Origins Sneeg being a villain with the golden apple, the fork and controlling a skeleton horse in its rib cage is metal as fuck so I had to do a quick lil render :]
vanoss: it’s really muggy out today.
panda:if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i’m going to kill you.
vanoss: *sips coffee from a bowl*
delirious: VANOSS SUCKS. HE'S MEAN TO ME AND I'M BETTER
panda: VANOSS IS VERY IMPORTANT, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND- AND HANDSOME-
vanoss at that very moment: committing manslaughter
panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store
vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?
panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?
vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?
"Just quit staring, quit trying to touch me. Leave me alone!"
Yay more maybell :3
panda: Let me see what you have
vanoss: A knife!!
panda: No!!!
tyler: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?
Mihawk is either terrible with flirting or the best there's ever been when people draw this man, and me personally, I find the idea of him being bad at it hilarious.
Also, here's the image I found that inspired this stupid idea.
M!buggy: SHUT UP YOU DAMN BRAT
M!luffy: make me~
M!buggy: .....what........
nogla: i learned how to shoot a gun today so now you got a man that’ll protect you
vanoss: nothings sexier than a man that can put me out of my misery
❤️💜