Brock: *very Wholesome, Very Sweet, Mom Friend*

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

Hey @flunkett look at the lil babs!

Smol babies

vanoss: panda you are loved and Valid. smitty: This morning I watched him pour orange juice into his coffee and drink it. vanoss:… You are no longer valid. panda: That’s fair.

tyler: hah! your in love with evan!

brian: no i’m not!

tyler: but you have b+e on your desk

brian: that stands for .... brian loves eggs

you bet your ass imma draw this now

Scout: *laying on Snipers couch groaning loudly into a throw pillow* I'm booooored!

Sniper: *polishing his rifle at the table* How about you go for a run?

Scout: I've already ran like a trillion miles today!

Sniper: Read a book?

Scout: Do I look like I can read?!

Sniper: *at his wits end* okay, so what do you want to do??

Scout: want to go sneak into spy's room and make out on that fancy shmancy new leather couch?

Sniper: is respawn still on?

Scout: Yup!

Sniper: *getting up from the table* yeah okay let's go.

---outside sometime later----

Engineer: why are you having Pyro torch your new imported couch and why are Scout and Sniper showing up in respawn?

Spy: *smoking a cigarette, flames reflecting in his eyes* the horrors must be cleansed.

YOU hates terfs

panda: this is a feral owl

panda: ….could be a lover

certified gamer moment

Every little thing he does.

Shanks and Buggy for @lunarforrest ❤️

moo: Are you a man or a woman?

vanoss: Haha, neither. I’ve tricked you. I’m actually thousands of bees stacked in a trench coat.

moo: ....what?

vanoss: bzz bzz motherfucker