I Need To Work On My Demon Au More But My Modern One Has Me In A Chokehold Rn

I need motivation to finish this shit 😔😔😔 chat am I cooking???

he definitely is 

reminder that koki is canonically stronger than chris

headcanon that she works out with martin

Wilbur joined VC on Tommy's stream to yell about whipped cream and threaten to kiss Sneegsnag

Sneeg: [yelling] What the fuck is 'squirty cream'? That's so weird!

Fundy: You do what?

Ranboo: Cream that squirts!

Sneeg: It's whipped cream!

Wilbur: [yelling] WHAT? No we fucking don't, what are you on about? I have NEVER called it 'squirty' - it's WHIPPED CREAM, no one calls it 'squirty cream'! Fuck are you on, mate?

Sneeg: I've been bamboozled-

Wilbur: You are just wrong! You are just wrong and a fool!

Sneeg: I'm gonna give you the biggest hug when I see you, I swear to god-

Wilbur: I'm gonna kiss you on the lips you mother fucker!

[Meanwhile Fundy and Ranboo are spinning in a composter]

Sneeg: WHAT?! YOU FUCKING BETTER! I'm looking forward to it actually!

Wilbur: I'm gonna give you a little kiss on the lips and then I'm gonna leave like this. [leaves VC]

Tommy: [shocked and traumatized]

Ranboo: And there he goes. Kiss em and leave em, that's how Wilbur lives.

terroriser: Not to brag, but I think me and vanoss are pretty cute together

smitty: Oh yeah? kryoz and I just baked cookies and it was so god damn cute I almost cried, try to top that robo boy

terroriser: Okay, pretty cute, but after we spent the day doing stuff together vanoss put on my hoodie and we fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie

smitty: Oh baby I can be here all night

terroriser: Bring it on then, milk bag

Brock: *very wholesome, very sweet, mom friend*

Also Brock:

"Did someone say siXtY nInE??"

New fic started

Both fics I've done so far

terroriser: so how do i tell the guy i like, i love him.

vanoss: just suck it up and do it!

terroriser: okay, i love you.

vanoss: aww, i love you too, now go tell him!

terroriser: i just did;)

vanoss: how did it go??! did he say it back?!?

terroriser: dude.

vanoss: So uh, how did this happen?

panda, stuck in a trash can: How does anything happen? Move past it.

I'm not very proud of this one, looks shitty to me 💔