I Can Feel My Heart Rate Dropping And My Pacemaker Working This Shit Sucks!

"You okay?"

tyler: hah! your in love with evan!

brian: no i’m not!

tyler: but you have b+e on your desk

brian: that stands for .... brian loves eggs

*adds to list of favorite origins smp screenshots*

look at em

*In a haunted house*

moo: This place is giving me the creeps. Look, I have goosebumps. Oh no. Oh no I don’t like this. Evan, I don’t like this

Vanoss, looking into the camera: Brock has goosebumps because it’s 39 degrees outside, the windows are broken, and he has no jacket. those are goosebumps of terrible planning. Wow. They sure are spooky.

Now we're debating over who would be sanji for a lusan cosplay and which one of us gets to be rob lucci for a different cosplay, they never responded to the bluffy so I'm taking it as a yes

Trying to convince my partner to dress as luffy while I dress as buggy has not worked yet but they have agreed to a mihawk and shanks cosplay with me so that's going great >:3

*vanoss and kryoz and smitty before marriage*

kryoz: So, I heard you like bad boys.

smitty and vanoss: Not really.

kryoz: Oh thank God.

We're gonna do a big mom and katakuri cosplay

Trying to convince my partner to dress as luffy while I dress as buggy has not worked yet but they have agreed to a mihawk and shanks cosplay with me so that's going great >:3

smii7y: Sometimes, kryoz makes me so angry.

moo: You are sitting in his lap.

smii7y: Angrily.

moo: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on evan without them noticing?

smitty: Hey, evan, I bet you 5 bucks that you can’t swallow this penny.

evan: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, hun.

moo: …

smitty: they had a really sexy voice

kryoz: smitty, they kidnapped us!

smitty: At least they want us!