All I Think About Is This Woman Some Days And The Weird Men She Decided To Keep As Company. Mostly The

nogla: you look nice, I want to kiss you.

vanoss: what?

nogla: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU!

vanoss, after getting shot: Hit or miss… I guess they never miss; huh

not sure if i’ve posted tommy yet or not but either way here’s tommy!

requested by anon

Free stress ball

mini: I get to light a HUGE pile of trash on fire!

mini: and get paid for it!

terroriser: Why would you light yourself on fire?

mini: ...

*wildcat shooting at someone*

wildcat, runs out of bullets: This bitch is empty

wildcat, throwing the gun and hitting the person in the head: Yeet

vanoss: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. panda: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

ah ha moo the beloved <3