I have no idea as to why I am saying this but as a kid, I once thought that they called it the Gulf of Mexico because it looked to me like the end of a golf club upside down.
"I had a thought, but then it left me... Like everything else in the world"
Around 7th grade I was told by one of my teachers that after they put a casket into a grave that they pour cement over it at the end of the funeral service. It honestly took me until my junior year of high school to realize that it's meant to stop grave robbers and not to keep zombies from rising up from their graves.
When ordering or going out or pizza don’t throw away the pizza box. Keep it for lame empty handed pranks. Then go to a friend’s or family member’s house take the box and fill it with random items (ex: stale bread, orange peels, leftover spaghetti.) Leave it on their doorstep with a note on top saying it was a present from you and to have a nice lunch. It’s the perfect scheme for someone trying to spread misery and woe, or simply has too much time on their hands.