Boring and useless, just like me.
Print out fake dollar bills and fold them into small clips of fake money. (Not too large or else they'll look suspicious) Proceed to leave them in places where people are more likely to find them. People will find them then and realize that the money's fake and then be mad at whatever monster left these around.
I've been feeling really tired the last two days but I'll make it up tomorrow. Just be patient...please pretty please. Will a dad joke make it up?
You work for the Australians don't you? Don't do this to me, officer! It can't be!
If you contact me again horace I'm calling the FBI director KidCash.