Me, Shortly Before Lunging For The Officers Service Weapon: What’s Up Cracker *slaps Ass*

*visibly disheveled and with a black eye* hello youtube! welcome to part 2 of asking MMA fighters to talk with their inside voices.

*david attenborough voice* little is known about the nesting habits of wizards although they do seem to prefer the austere solitude of towers

wearing my big boy pants and my funderwear to my date wish me luck

puttin on that thrift store lingerie to satisfy my olfactory needs.

she feed me that glucose analog till my lacoperons express their proteins

> why

🤔

I wonder why the average human K/D is

*rhetorically* why tf is this wierd app so wierd?

bottoming so women will lay on top of me like a weighted blanket

so you’re telling me this guy is named “sissy fist”? and the gods are forcing him to play with balls? forever?

adblockers are major source of habitat destruction and are threading the of local population of horny local milfs