Me: … And Like Why Is The AI Revolution About Automating Art Not Labor?

fuckin in the sex club dressed as steve from minecraft

absolutely electrifying the way spotify started playing gangnam style right as the tesla tried to merge into me in bay area traffic

Your blog really runs on the logic of unfunny + head/getting head/life changing head = funny. (I think you should check your maths)

when she sends you hate mail <<333

overheard in a fancy italian restaurant:

> eating lobster and jerking off are two different things

they call me jerry, the way i can

trying not to ask the soldiers in uniform in the in-n-out if they play war thunder

poker night w the boys got me wanting to snuggle. texas holdem? more like texas hold me, bro

anxious pirates be like “arrr u mad at me?”

what is the name of the kink where you cuddle up with someone and they look into ur eyes and tell u they love you 🥺

i’m the laboratory. straight up “doing it”. and but “it”, haha well. let’s justr say. my experiments.