Tech Bro Stuck On The Freeway In A Phone Call Be Like: “traffic Is Bearish Today, Boss”

she backed that ass up like a local disk

this would be a significant breakthrough in printer design imo

i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

if anyone has a SIMPLE minecraft mod idea i’m open to suggestions

poker night w the boys got me wanting to snuggle. texas holdem? more like texas hold me, bro

i triple dog dare you to post this on r/economics

We gotta stop trying to guide our economy based on financial metrics - growth is more likely to harm livelihoods than help them at this point

albuterol is just nox for cyclists

beyblade backshots?

*taking a bite of the fruits of my labor* mmmm delicious. excellent. that really turned out well.

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