Just-some-random-anxious-bitch - I Run On Anxiety And Sugar

Just a random headcanon that will not leave my brain:

The contrarian keeps a bunch of ridiculous accessories on him at all times and will randomly put one on mid conversation

Like, you'll be talking with him and you'll look away for less than a second and when you look back he's got one of these stuck on the end of his beak

And if you try to point it out he acts really confused and pretends not to know what you're talking about

"what do you mean? I've always had a mustache!"

Idk, just an idea

I would draw this but I don't have a drawing program or my voice designs figured out yet so have this text post instead

Paranoid, tired: hey, can you deal with your brother for me?

Skeptic: *sigh* what did he do this time?

Paranoid: you'll see *hands Skeptic his script and leaves*

Skeptic, extremely worried as to what he's about to witness:

(for context if you don't know, an update was released replacing Paranoid with Skeptic in HEA)

(and people sometimes refer to Skeptic and Smitten as 'the grey brothers' so)

(also sorry if the dialogue isn't in character)

HGSGJKGSGJNDGSKGF!?!?!?!?!?!?

Just a random headcanon that will not leave my brain:

The contrarian keeps a bunch of ridiculous accessories on him at all times and will randomly put one on mid conversation

Like, you'll be talking with him and you'll look away for less than a second and when you look back he's got one of these stuck on the end of his beak

And if you try to point it out he acts really confused and pretends not to know what you're talking about

"what do you mean? I've always had a mustache!"

Idk, just an idea

My grandpa calling me an opportunist while we're playing a board game

My brain immediately

I think mine would be

Voices:

Hero: I'm a people pleaser, I'm indecisive, I hate conflict but I can also get quite sassy and sarcastic at times

Broken: I'm tired all the time with usually little to no motivation, I'm very dependent on others and I'm terrified of doing the wrong thing out of fear of punishment

Cheated: I have a strong sense of justice and fairness and I can get really angry really easily, and I also think life really is just a huge crock of shit right now

Vessels:

Damsel: once again, I'm a people pleaser, I try to be optimistic and hide my true feelings for the comfort of the people around me, putting them before myself, people in my life tend to see me as quite two dimensional and simple at first until they get to know me (if they decide to put in the effort)

Thorn: I have serious trust issues from being betrayed in the past and I can be really petty if I'm upset with someone, but like thorn I'm willing (and trying) to get better

This ended up sounding very vent-ish which was not what I was aiming for so

oopsie

Interaction bait for the stp fandom that I’ve been wondering for a while ahem

If you were to choose three voices(can be up to five at most if you’re struggling with sticking to just three) and three vessels(same rule goes with this one) to represent you/make you say “damn you’re just like me fr”, who would you choose? The why and added reasoning isn’t a must to be added, but is always welcomed (because I am nosy)

I’ll start:

The “just like me fr” voices: Broken, Opportunist, and Smitten. In no particular order. (Contrarian, Skeptic and/or Paranoid are close to be added onto the list, but ultimately aren’t cause their voices are a bit weaker in my head compared to the rest on this list)

The “just like me fr” vessels: HEA, Cage, Den, And mayyyyybe Tower? Again, in no particular order.

So I was playing Slay The Princess and

Did anyone else notice this in the cage?

The game usually refers to her as "The Princess"

But here it calls her "your Princess"

I'm gonna cry

I keep on getting little shop of horrors themed posts on my tumblr padge even though I've never interacted with anything like it on tumblr before

This would be fine if I didn't miss an audition for a little shop of horrors stage play because I was sick a few months ago

"land squidwards" - my 10 year old brother describing the villagers in Minecraft

I just be chillin then my brain is like "HAHA! PANIC ATTACK BE APON YE"