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i just created a whole new blog just to ramble on david tennat and michael sheen, yeah but they deserve it

I just want to say that I love this fanfic.

Can you write about Lumiere finding out that Plumette is preagnent?

He hasn’t seen her around for several hours—”no, you fool, it’s only been minutes,” says Cogsworth, but Lumiere knows he is wrong and it has actually been hours, because that’s what it feels like—and he is getting concerned.

“Is she hiding from me??” he asks Cogsworth. “Could I have done something to offend her????”

“It has been THREE MINUTES,” says Cogsworth.

“It has been days,” and Lumiere weeps, great messy tears spilling down his nose. Cogsworth would be concerned if he hadn’t also seen Lumiere dramatically crying over misplaced porcelain, a ball change that didn’t go as planned, and a puppet show Chip did once where it took more than two acts for the lovers to get together.

“Four minutes,” says Cogsworth.

“Perhaps I have not appeared devoted enough,” Lumiere worries. “Perhaps I am not good enough in bed!”

“THAT’S QUITE ENOUGH OF THAT—”

“Cogsworth, no, don’t go, let’s practice, perhaps I have grown weak with my seductions, you be Plumette and I’ll—”

“No no no no no no!” Cogsworth cannot run very fast, but he is somehow managing now.

“He’ll break a leg, going that quick,” observes Mrs. Potts.

“He may break every bone in his body,” says Lumiere, “and it will mean nothing if I do not reconcile with Plumette. I have not seen her in twenty five years—”

“IT HAS BEEN,” yells Cogsworth, from somewhere deep inside the castle, “A TOTAL OF FIVE MINUTES AND FOURTEEN SECONDS—”

“—and I shall die without her love to guide me.”

“You shall do what, mon trésor?”

“Plumette! Ah, Plumette, you are a vision.” And she is—flushed with excitement, her curls bouncing, feathers stuck in her hair as they are always, now. She keeps plucking them out, but they keep coming back in again. She doesn’t mind it, much, and Lumiere adores it.

“Mon amour, I have something I must tell you,” and she seems shy, and Lumiere worries he is going to set himself on fire with love of her. Mrs. Potts seems worried, too; she is reaching for a water bucket and glancing at the top of his head. He must be smoking again. Ah, well.

“What is it? Chérie, what is it?” Now Plumette is bouncing on her heels, and now she leans forward to whisper in his ears. He is going to be—she is whispering that he is going to be—Lumiere is going to be—

“ON FIRE,” yells Mrs. Potts, “he’s finally done it, he’s on fire. Why on earth did you have to tell him in here, Plumette?! My lord, saint’s alive, Chip, fetch another bucket. Oh, lord, I’ve soaked your best coat, and the wig, oh, Lumiere, whatever shall I do with you—”

Lumiere doesn’t care what Mrs. Potts shall do with him. He is dripping wet, and his Plumette is a miracle, and he’s soon to be a father, and comme c’est beau! He is the luckiest man in the world.

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I like to think that at first he is trying to clear his name but as he starts to fall more and more in love with alec he just starts to consider the idea of ​​being claire for the rest of his life, i also think that malcolm is the one who is looking for his father, while trying to prove his innocence (although malcom is saner in this au so he became a profiler because he wanted to be like his father, the problem is that the more he investigates, the more things are revealed about his father between they the papers that officially diagnose martin whitly with an antisocial personality disorder with narcissistic tendencies so malcolm is no longer so sure if his father is innocent) on the other hand alec and ellie discover who claire montgomery really is and must debate whether to turn him in the police or believe him to be innocent and help him clear his name (martin ends up revealing the whole truth to them, only for alec not to let him)

Anon, I'm really liking this au of yours, I'd love to read it if you plan to write it! :D

I am also loving the drama with Malcolm still, his doubts and worries over his father and if he really is a good man or not.

what about a universe where during the pandemic crowley just decided to start streaming because he was bored so just imagine this guy who looks like he's in his forties suddenly shows up and makes all these jokes about being 6000 years old and also he's fucking good at racing games (except mario kart somehow aziraphale always beats crowley in mario kart)

Celebrating my bday (yesterday lol) by announcing that I’m finally working on my human huskerdust AU again!! It’ll be a while before I update cause I want to be able to make the uploads a daily thing!

i was recommended to watch a cool animated series for kids that i had somehow overlooked in my childhood for some reason.

and it was pretty good and interesting 🤔

The Musician with Poison Tears (Chapter 1)

Miguel Rivera’s been fascinated by the story of the legendary ghost, the Musician with Poison Tears, since he was a kid. He’s always wanted to know the full story behind the weeping specter that haunts the train station with its invisible guitar. Now 18, the travels to Mexico City to try to observe the ghost from afar and get some clues about its origin. Who knows? He might even get a song out of it.

This story is based on the art and ghost!au created by @melcecilia14​. Go check out her artwork here, here, and here. It’s really awesome.

Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Chapter 4. Chapter 5. Chapter 6. Chapter 7. Chapter 8. Chapter 9. Chapter 10. Epilogue. 

Bonus. 

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Sometimes I wonder what path Cedric would've taken if he had a real choice

i couldn’t get it out of my head

Chip’s name is Charles?

"Ya-huh!  It's 'cause I chipped my front tooth, see?"

"I want to make it very clear that I gave him that nickname before he fell out of a tree.  It's a common shortening of Charles, where I'm from.  I did not start addressing the boy by his injury."