Sirius: I Think You Misunderstood What I Was Saying Before. I'm Not An Elitist.

Sirius: You know you're not my mum, right?

McGonagall: You stop acting like my child, I'll stop acting like your mother.

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

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Adventures of Dadfoot & Moomy pt. 7

Sirius: DON’T BE SORRY!!! YOU’RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL!!! YOU TRIED TO HELP US, WHICH WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU!!!

Harry: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing...

Harry: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?

Ron: What did you say?

Harry: I said... [sees Draco gesturing outside the window] Malfoy?

Ron: Malfoy?

Harry: No! No, that’s not what I was going to say!

Ron: Harry, you’re not making any sense...

Harry: I mean, sure, he’s handsome, he’s rugged, but- I- I have to go.

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McGonagall: I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

Umbridge: Calling me the devil? How original.

McGonagall: Actually, I was calling you a goat, you goat.

Sirius: If we need more evidence, we will get more evidence!

Remus: Yeah, because that’s a really good way to solve crime isn’t it? Decide who’s guilty and then find out some evidence. I tell you what, why don’t we just lock him in a dark room and torture him until he confesses? That might be quicker!

Remus: (to James) ...why...why are you writing that down?

[Sirius is hungover]

Remus: You look like a corpse that was pulled out of the lake.

Sirius: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who OD'd in his own pool.

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