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Gryffindor: *throwing rocks at Slytherin's window*

Slytherin, loudly: You have a phone for a reason! *thump*

Slytherin, lifting up their window: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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Sirius: *pulls curtain back while Remus is in the shower*

Sirius: Are we -- stop screaming, it's just me -- are we out of Doritos?

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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500,000 notes by the time I turn 21, (07/07/2021) I will get a TUA tattoo

Annabeth explains “YOLO”

Percy: What’s “YOLO”?

Annabeth: It’s an Acronym for You Only Live Once.

Percy: And whats that supposed to mean?

Annabeth: It basically means flirting with death.

Nico: *bats eyelashes flirtatiously* Well Hello There.

Sirius: I think you misunderstood what I was saying before. I'm not an elitist.

Lily: “Elitist?” What's that?

Sirius: Like someone who thinks they're better than—

Lily:

Sirius: You know what elitist means.

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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Sirius: *playing out of tune guitar*

Remus: Do you take requests?

Sirius: Sure.

Remus: Please stop.