Kaeyh

I am so sick of the news referring to Donald Trump “trolling” other foreign leaders like he’s 12

Disrespecting, the word you mean is disrespecting, the president of the United States enjoys publicly disrespecting other heads of state. He’s not on XBox live saying he had sex with other player’s moms, he’s referring to the prime minister of Canada as Governor and repeatedly commenting on how he wants to conquer the guys land and make him subservient

Stop acting like he’s a little jokester next to other diplomats who are too serious like this is a 2000s romcom, he has said he’s considered taking over Greenland with military force

day 7: lazy morning kiss

The 104th Squad’s favourite sports! 🏅

Another great suggestion from @sonofthesaiyans

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Eren - He use to enjoy playing baseball with his older brother, but these days he prefers soccer. But he might still pitch a few rounds every now and then. ⚾️

Mikasa - Is highly skilled in gymnastics, and can throw a punch is boxing. One day she might even become a professional on tv if she wants. 🤸‍♀️

Armin - Not the fittest in the bunch so he rolls around it with speed reading. His friends tell him that it’s not a real sport but he sticks to it anyway. 📖

Jean - He is the captain of the high school soccer team so that means he’s the best out of his friends. He practices at home and over at the park too. ⚽️

Marco - There’s a few that he’s good at but if he were to choose his favourite, it’d be tennis. He even won an award for best player in middle school. 🎾

Connie - Despite looking scrawny, he’s got some strong legs for athletics; mainly running. He doesn’t mind a good run every so often either. 🏃‍♂️

Sasha - Of course it’s archery. She has the best aim, good instincts and all the years of hunting with her family pay off. Now all she needs is a good target. 🏹

Historia - During the winter, she loves to figure skate. She learned to do neat tricks real fast. She brought Ymir along one time and she sucked at it. ⛸

Ymir - There’s not many sports she genuinely likes, so stretching exercises is the closest one. Historia encourages her to do so and that’s all that matters. 🙆‍♀️

Annie - She’s also good at gymnastics but her strengths lie in martial arts. She can compete within a judo contest and wipe the floor with anyone. 🥋

Reiner - Boxing is a major strength with him too. Other times he claims arm wrestling to be a sport, maybe just as an excuse to bond with his friends. 💪

Bertholdt - Use to compete in volleyball, until he kept getting smacked in the face on accident. Now he just settles in baseball and loves it. 🏐

muscle goals

You know, some of my favorite fics are abandoned.  And yeah, I wish they weren't  abandoned, but it doesn’t change the fact that I love them.  I certainly don’t wish they’d never been written.  Just saying, for those of us with dangling fics we guilt ourselves over.  It’s still better that you wrote what you wrote.

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Aot characters when they’re high headcanons

i was bored last night and wrote this, enjoy

Eren

The guy who’s alwaysss heavy hitting. Has a higher tolerance than most. Usually the one to bring a stash of weed, and with some complaints happy to share. He’s mostly chill but starts plotting and gets urges to do some stupid shit, Mikasa is the one making sure he doesn’t.

Armin

The tweaker… chooses not to smoke a lot because he gets paranoid, whenever he does smoke he prefers a chill place to sit. When’s he’s not paranoid, usually turns into a philosopher while staring at the ceiling.

Mikasa

The type who is chill. Mostly takes edibles and had an extremely high tolerance. Much like Armin, she prefers a chiller place to smoke and makes sure Eren and Armin are alright. Entertains Armins deep convos.

Jean

Low tolerance but pretends not to except it’s so obvious he’s lying. Like Mikasa, usually sticks to edibles because the last time he smoked he coughed too hard and convinced himself he was dying. Has to be around someone or else he will do something dumb and end up in hospital.

Sasha

If weed can go in the meal, it’s going in the meal. The type who has a fridge full of cannabutter and is either knocking up edibles or mountains of food in the best/worst combinations only the baked brain can perceive. red eyes every night.

Connie

constantly hot boxes in his car, mostly with Sasha and Jean, nothinggggg can get the smell out that damn car. Makes fun of Jeans low tolerance despite his being even lower. Mf always laughing at something. Can’t roll for shit and constantly stinks of weed.

Annie

constantly faded but hides it well. Definitely prefers to smoke alone just cuz she finds everyone annoying, however, Armin is an exception. Her tolerance is up there with Mikasa. Surprisingly, a good person to get high with.

Reiner

Actually tweaks tf out. Last time he smoked with Bertholdt, said he seen shadow people, which freaked Bertholdt out. Banned from smoking to much after that incident.

Bertholdt

Doesn’t smoke a lot, neither uses edibles. He says it’s bad for you but secretly scared he tweaks like Reiner.

Ymir

cart warrior. Somehow always has weed on her, even during the most random times. However, she will not share with anyone but Historia. Stingy ass mf.

Historia

Doesn’t smoke a bunch because she’s scared she will get addicted but Ymir was her bad influence and now she smokes more. Gets cotton mouth baddd.

everyone shut the fuck up

So my friend and I were trying to tell my other friend abt AOT hilariously out of context and poorly explained, but we used code-names for everyone bc names r confusing and here's all of them:

Eren- Emo Kid

Armin- Femboy

Mikasa- Simp

Jean- Horse

Sasha- Potato Girl

Connie- Caillou

Levi- Short King

Hange- Mad Scientist Lady

Erwin- Comander Homo

Reiner- Plot Armor

Annie- Pointy Chin

Bertholdt- The Nuke

Historia- Disney Princess

Ymir- The Lesbian

Zeke- Monke

Porco- Sebastian (don't ask)

Pieck- Genderswap L

Marcel- Kid Who Died at 12 (idk we couldn't think of anything)