Hello Fellow Bertholdt Enjoyers. There’s Not As Many Of Us Here In The Bert Fandom But Everyone Seems

what actually happened on that wall

Yea so Ody is finally home and he’s with his wife and son. It’s all cool and fun. But hold on. Can you imagine how HORRIFYING Odysseus and his family must be to other Royals now?

Here is a king that fought monsters, witches, slaughtered most of the male Nobles in his kingdom. FOUGHT POSEIDON AND MADE HIM BEG FOR MERCY!

And worst of all, he is crazy smart. So negotiating or trying to make deals with Odysseus must be the most horrifying thing in existence at the time. You can’t threaten him, you can’t negotiate a better position than him, you can only just sit there and smile as you pray you don’t accidentally offend him.

Oh and that’s not all, If Penelope also dislikes you, you’re f***ed. Because Odysseus fought a war for 10 years over an oath. Imagine what he would do if someone tried something with his wife… OH WAIT, we don’t have to. He SLAUGHTERED them! And she might not even need him to.

She is from Sparta and by Odysseus own words JUST AS SMART AS HIM. The main reason she didn’t go out and fight those nobles/kick them out is because of the laws of hospitality (which are enforced by Zeus). But with her god piercer husband, she doesn’t need to be so polite anymore. And she held the kingdom together for 20 years! She knows how to handle business. So yea, don’t mess with her either.

And his kid? He’s a warrior of the mind now! Who has the favor of ATHENA! WHO in a very short time learned how to fight. Going from losing a fist fight, to fighting dozens of men who only overwhelmed him because he got TIRED of kicking their asses! He has ATHENA on his side as his best friend. Dont even try

Point is The Ithaca royal family is a f***ing nightmare to deal with now.

it's actually so shocking how much of "bertholdt hate-blog" there is in this app

LIKE BRO THIS GUY GOT MAXIMUM 50 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME IN A 4 SEASON ANIME AND YOU'RE MAKING A WHOLE ASS ACCOUNT TO HATE ON HIM??? 😭😭😭, and he's not even an actual popular character among the fandom, fucking hell ISAYAMA PROBABLY FORGOT ABOUT HIM TOO?? There's literally almost 0 merchandise of him, little to no official art and the fan base for him is literally so little that if i saw a bertholdt edit on my fyp 70% of the comments is my mutuals 😐

why hate on a character that is so easy to ignore and forget about????? JUST LET THE BERTHOLDT FANS GO BRO THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH 🫡

the reason porco wears clothes with so many pockets 😎

Hehehe, uhm. Wholesome intimacy between my Babies. (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬)

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

can i say something can i say something can i just say o n e little thing i swear upon god i just need to say something

Aot characters when they’re high headcanons

i was bored last night and wrote this, enjoy

Eren

The guy who’s alwaysss heavy hitting. Has a higher tolerance than most. Usually the one to bring a stash of weed, and with some complaints happy to share. He’s mostly chill but starts plotting and gets urges to do some stupid shit, Mikasa is the one making sure he doesn’t.

Armin

The tweaker… chooses not to smoke a lot because he gets paranoid, whenever he does smoke he prefers a chill place to sit. When’s he’s not paranoid, usually turns into a philosopher while staring at the ceiling.

Mikasa

The type who is chill. Mostly takes edibles and had an extremely high tolerance. Much like Armin, she prefers a chiller place to smoke and makes sure Eren and Armin are alright. Entertains Armins deep convos.

Jean

Low tolerance but pretends not to except it’s so obvious he’s lying. Like Mikasa, usually sticks to edibles because the last time he smoked he coughed too hard and convinced himself he was dying. Has to be around someone or else he will do something dumb and end up in hospital.

Sasha

If weed can go in the meal, it’s going in the meal. The type who has a fridge full of cannabutter and is either knocking up edibles or mountains of food in the best/worst combinations only the baked brain can perceive. red eyes every night.

Connie

constantly hot boxes in his car, mostly with Sasha and Jean, nothinggggg can get the smell out that damn car. Makes fun of Jeans low tolerance despite his being even lower. Mf always laughing at something. Can’t roll for shit and constantly stinks of weed.

Annie

constantly faded but hides it well. Definitely prefers to smoke alone just cuz she finds everyone annoying, however, Armin is an exception. Her tolerance is up there with Mikasa. Surprisingly, a good person to get high with.

Reiner

Actually tweaks tf out. Last time he smoked with Bertholdt, said he seen shadow people, which freaked Bertholdt out. Banned from smoking to much after that incident.

Bertholdt

Doesn’t smoke a lot, neither uses edibles. He says it’s bad for you but secretly scared he tweaks like Reiner.

Ymir

cart warrior. Somehow always has weed on her, even during the most random times. However, she will not share with anyone but Historia. Stingy ass mf.

Historia

Doesn’t smoke a bunch because she’s scared she will get addicted but Ymir was her bad influence and now she smokes more. Gets cotton mouth baddd.

guys im so so so sick of searching reiner braun/bertholdt hoover on ao3 and 70% of the results being mainship ereri GUYS WHY IS THIS SUCH A POPULAR SHIP

eren: 15 levi: 31

levi is literally his dad STOPPP