I know there's a fandom phenomenon of people only being able to watch a thing with shipping goggles, but we gotta discuss the exact opposite because sometimes people are so allergic to shipping certain pairings that they won't even acknowledge their interactions in-universe.
But hey, I guess ignoring all the instances of Jean not letting his crush on Mikasa stop himself from saying what needs to be said makes it easier to call him an incel and ignore what the scene says about both characters.
This is about Reiner in fanfiction that aren’t about Reiner. He’s often depicted as a toxic ex or a violent person and I know they’re just fanfiction but in canon when was the last time you saw him harm anyone out right. When Sasha punched him unprovoked he said she was right despite it being unreasonable- he let Eren punch his face with his silly nubs. He’s just a teddybear 😞 I know he’s a fictional soldier but he’s genuinely just a teddybear
Another great suggestion from @sonofthesaiyans
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Eren - He use to enjoy playing baseball with his older brother, but these days he prefers soccer. But he might still pitch a few rounds every now and then. ⚾️
Mikasa - Is highly skilled in gymnastics, and can throw a punch is boxing. One day she might even become a professional on tv if she wants. 🤸♀️
Armin - Not the fittest in the bunch so he rolls around it with speed reading. His friends tell him that it’s not a real sport but he sticks to it anyway. 📖
Jean - He is the captain of the high school soccer team so that means he’s the best out of his friends. He practices at home and over at the park too. ⚽️
Marco - There’s a few that he’s good at but if he were to choose his favourite, it’d be tennis. He even won an award for best player in middle school. 🎾
Connie - Despite looking scrawny, he’s got some strong legs for athletics; mainly running. He doesn’t mind a good run every so often either. 🏃♂️
Sasha - Of course it’s archery. She has the best aim, good instincts and all the years of hunting with her family pay off. Now all she needs is a good target. 🏹
Historia - During the winter, she loves to figure skate. She learned to do neat tricks real fast. She brought Ymir along one time and she sucked at it. ⛸
Ymir - There’s not many sports she genuinely likes, so stretching exercises is the closest one. Historia encourages her to do so and that’s all that matters. 🙆♀️
Annie - She’s also good at gymnastics but her strengths lie in martial arts. She can compete within a judo contest and wipe the floor with anyone. 🥋
Reiner - Boxing is a major strength with him too. Other times he claims arm wrestling to be a sport, maybe just as an excuse to bond with his friends. 💪
Bertholdt - Use to compete in volleyball, until he kept getting smacked in the face on accident. Now he just settles in baseball and loves it. 🏐
haha he’s so sleepy so tired so stupid :3
Day One: First kiss
I imagine Annie doing dirty jokes to Armin while having conversations. Why? Idk, ask hitch, her fault, she influenced Annie in the bad way. Like, let’s imagine he just teases her:
Armin- You know, you’re pretty short
Annie- then put some inches in me
Armin- what-?
Annie- Yours, preferably
Armin- EXCUSE me?
Annie- Nothing
Things similar to this at least
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Anoooonnn xD!!!!!
THO YOU'RE RIGHT!!! In the early days of their relationship Armin is set into believing that he's the one with the dirty jokes (because he has suuuuuch a big vocabulary he comes up with filthy words a normal person would never have heard) and it's all well and good because Annie's shyyy and she blushes easilyyy and he enjoys the light slaps she lands on his mouth when he affectionately drops some dirty joke that is so bad it's good xD
UNTIL.
Annie løses her shyness as time passes and becomes comfortable enough to shoot all of those dirty jokes back - with twice the effectiveness. Because girl has a SHORT vocabulary and a brilliant poker face and maaaannnnn she's never enjoyed seeing a man in an apron frying eggs turn crimson in the face after telling him "to put some inches in her"
It's over for him from that point. He can't win. Losing streak. RIP.
(good for her tho 😌)
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Headcanon that the Scouts somehow manage to convince Ramen and Burrito to stay with them, and Hange kinda adopts them, because who wouldn't want to adopt titan shifter teenagers? It's a little awkward among the cadets, but hey, a dysfunctional found family doesn't sound so bad for these two, no?
Would never happen but idgaf I want them alive and on therapy
AOT cooked so fucking hard when it came to platonic m/f. Isayama consistently gave some of the most fire character dynamics to m/f friendship and I love that. Take Reiner and Ymir for example:
Reiner and Bertholdt about to start the battle of their lives but still swearing to save Historia, not even just for military reasons, but for the sake of Ymir???
Reiner literally about to die but using his last breath just to make sure Ymir's love letter is delivered to Historia. Name a better wingman.
Ymir coming back in the finale to serve cunt one final time and save Reiner. I love this friendship so much.