I Always Look At A Man's Heart First.

I imagine Annie doing dirty jokes to Armin while having conversations. Why? Idk, ask hitch, her fault, she influenced Annie in the bad way. Like, let’s imagine he just teases her:

Armin- You know, you’re pretty short

Annie- then put some inches in me

Armin- what-?

Annie- Yours, preferably

Armin- EXCUSE me?

Annie- Nothing

Things similar to this at least

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Anoooonnn xD!!!!!

THO YOU'RE RIGHT!!! In the early days of their relationship Armin is set into believing that he's the one with the dirty jokes (because he has suuuuuch a big vocabulary he comes up with filthy words a normal person would never have heard) and it's all well and good because Annie's shyyy and she blushes easilyyy and he enjoys the light slaps she lands on his mouth when he affectionately drops some dirty joke that is so bad it's good xD

UNTIL.

Annie løses her shyness as time passes and becomes comfortable enough to shoot all of those dirty jokes back - with twice the effectiveness. Because girl has a SHORT vocabulary and a brilliant poker face and maaaannnnn she's never enjoyed seeing a man in an apron frying eggs turn crimson in the face after telling him "to put some inches in her"

It's over for him from that point. He can't win. Losing streak. RIP.

(good for her tho 😌)

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Headcanon that in the hextech body Viktor sees streams of Arcane that permeate everything around him, which is why sometimes he stucks staring into the void like a cat :3

normal x chronically online insta live

guys i didnt say anything but just know i was thinking about reiner and bertholdt being in love this valentines day

Spring has finally arrived💛

Okay I’m sorting this out for my own purposes: My hc is that the Warriors don’t get paid until they’re Titan Holders because then at least they’re honorary marleyeans. Meanwhile this is a system that destabilises Liberio as so many of their Eldian children are sent into the Warrior System and extensively train for long hours to the point where their actual schooling on how to get viable jobs is disrupted.

Also there is absolutely financial abuse going on in there too-threatening to reduce/withold wages if the Warriors don’t comply or aren’t up to (their standards of) par.

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.