Just A Heads Up: Maybe If You Didn’t Accuse Everyone Of Being A Nazi People Would Hear You Out On Your

Headcanon

Mikasa likes to knit little wool figurines of all the Scouts. She has one for everybody with a whole range of outfits. When she's alone she likes to make little scenes with them and plays with them like action figures.

Some of her favorites to do.

Scenes depicting Eren confessing his love to her.

Scenes depicting her beating captain Levi in combat (”no one hurts Eden and gets away with it”)

She also likes to stage little musical numbers and depictions of fairy tails.

The only other person who knows about them is Armin, mostly cause she likes to have him play scenes with her. Which he does happily and likes to pair his doll with Annie’s

This deleted scene has always been so funny to me, because we know that Mikasa has a tendency to just pick Eren up and throw him when he’s being a pain, and Armin just follows them without batting an eye and doesn’t get involved.

The funny part to me is the reason why Armin just stands there and doesn’t intervene. Canonically he tried it once and Mikasa just picked him up too like it was nothing T_T

Now he doesn’t bother anymore because he knows his ass is going to get thrown too if he does, so he just keeps quiet lmao

"Levi is emotionless and cold-" I will dropkick you. What attack on titan do people who think Levi has no emotion watch??

What gets me about Reiner is that he really could have been a great man. How he acted in the scouts wasn't fake. He is protective, loyal, and strives to earn respect,

Unfortunately, he was raised in a society where protecting people meant becoming a murderer, loyalty was exploited for politics, and respect was earned by chaining yourself to a death sentence

first kiss

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

So my friend and I were trying to tell my other friend abt AOT hilariously out of context and poorly explained, but we used code-names for everyone bc names r confusing and here's all of them:

Eren- Emo Kid

Armin- Femboy

Mikasa- Simp

Jean- Horse

Sasha- Potato Girl

Connie- Caillou

Levi- Short King

Hange- Mad Scientist Lady

Erwin- Comander Homo

Reiner- Plot Armor

Annie- Pointy Chin

Bertholdt- The Nuke

Historia- Disney Princess

Ymir- The Lesbian

Zeke- Monke

Porco- Sebastian (don't ask)

Pieck- Genderswap L

Marcel- Kid Who Died at 12 (idk we couldn't think of anything)

reibert x sanrio ⭐❤️