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hanged man

warning hcs ahead

since titan shifters heal so quickly, i feel like they cant get drunk or get sick. like zeke who smokes but his lungs never change or get damaged over time. i hc that sometimes porco pieck n colt drink tg here n there, but colt is the only one who ends up black out drunk.

they can feel some sort of sting or burn, but it quickly goes away. like captain america ykwim??? reiner who has to remind his mom he can’t get sick, but that doesn’t stop him from almost freezing this arms off. armin who’s not used to not being sick during flu season since he was always first to fall ill.

& when the power of the titans wears off, they forget they can’t heal like they used to. though, pieck doesn’t drink anymore since it reminds her too much of her fallen comrades. armin who swears to mikasa he’s fine but he can’t breathe thru his nose & annie who doesn’t know what do to when reiner gets her sick.

i love them sm but i lowk dont know how it would work lol

Reiner is a professional yapper

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A Slap on Titan: The Full Series

The hilariously wild parody of Attack on Titan. Drunken fathers, sociopathic best friends, and unforgettable Titans unite to tell a tale unl

Was this supposed to be intentional??

i am sick and tired of seeing the rare time that bertholdt is mention on tiktok being just “oh ahahahaha annie didn’t like him and armin stole his girl omg so sad :( he must be heartbroken” there is more to his character than being obsessed with annie (which he wasn’t…he just cared about her. he got angry when the scouts said they were torturing her bc…he cares. and yeah he technically does have a crush but yk), in fact that’s such a small part of his character it’s ridiculous how that’s the only thing people care about.

he was such a kind soul, he never judged, he knew that the world was cruel and he knew that no one was truly the monsters. he could have been friends with the scouts because he wasn’t rude. he didn’t hold a grudge. like. guys. please

also realistically he wouldn’t gaf about aruani. if u really do think he loved annie then he might be a bit sad but that’s it. he’s probably just hanging in the afterlife with his dad guys cmon.

guys i didnt say anything but just know i was thinking about reiner and bertholdt being in love this valentines day

attack on titan fans suddenly lose all ability to understand the show when they are presented with a child soldier using a coping mechanism