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"You're okay with open borders? Then maybe you should open your house doors and let anyone barge in."

Last time I checked, the entire country is not my personal property. So I don't get to choose who enters the country the same way I get to choose who enters my house.

And if I did get to choose who's welcome in the country, I'd much rather keep the immigrants and deport the Trump supporters.

Just a heads up: maybe if you didn’t accuse everyone of being a nazi people would hear you out on your concerns. But every time you post things like “if you ever wondered what you would have done in nazi germany, you’re doing it now” you make people not want to hear you out.

Anyways I’ve deleted Facebook because someone I am really good friends with posted this very quote and it’s just too much for me rn to deal with. My anxiety has been high and I’m just now starting new meds. I’m going to be avoiding anything politics for a good while at this point. Someone lemme know when the concentration camps open I guess lmao.

If a large percentage of a population is miserable there is something wrong with the society not the people. If a herd of cattle is confined to a small barn and become unruly you would yield them outside to settle. Unless you were an industrial farmer where you would drug the upset cows. I am an upset cow. I am not broken I do not need drugs.

i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

Aot characters when they’re high headcanons

i was bored last night and wrote this, enjoy

Eren

The guy who’s alwaysss heavy hitting. Has a higher tolerance than most. Usually the one to bring a stash of weed, and with some complaints happy to share. He’s mostly chill but starts plotting and gets urges to do some stupid shit, Mikasa is the one making sure he doesn’t.

Armin

The tweaker… chooses not to smoke a lot because he gets paranoid, whenever he does smoke he prefers a chill place to sit. When’s he’s not paranoid, usually turns into a philosopher while staring at the ceiling.

Mikasa

The type who is chill. Mostly takes edibles and had an extremely high tolerance. Much like Armin, she prefers a chiller place to smoke and makes sure Eren and Armin are alright. Entertains Armins deep convos.

Jean

Low tolerance but pretends not to except it’s so obvious he’s lying. Like Mikasa, usually sticks to edibles because the last time he smoked he coughed too hard and convinced himself he was dying. Has to be around someone or else he will do something dumb and end up in hospital.

Sasha

If weed can go in the meal, it’s going in the meal. The type who has a fridge full of cannabutter and is either knocking up edibles or mountains of food in the best/worst combinations only the baked brain can perceive. red eyes every night.

Connie

constantly hot boxes in his car, mostly with Sasha and Jean, nothinggggg can get the smell out that damn car. Makes fun of Jeans low tolerance despite his being even lower. Mf always laughing at something. Can’t roll for shit and constantly stinks of weed.

Annie

constantly faded but hides it well. Definitely prefers to smoke alone just cuz she finds everyone annoying, however, Armin is an exception. Her tolerance is up there with Mikasa. Surprisingly, a good person to get high with.

Reiner

Actually tweaks tf out. Last time he smoked with Bertholdt, said he seen shadow people, which freaked Bertholdt out. Banned from smoking to much after that incident.

Bertholdt

Doesn’t smoke a lot, neither uses edibles. He says it’s bad for you but secretly scared he tweaks like Reiner.

Ymir

cart warrior. Somehow always has weed on her, even during the most random times. However, she will not share with anyone but Historia. Stingy ass mf.

Historia

Doesn’t smoke a bunch because she’s scared she will get addicted but Ymir was her bad influence and now she smokes more. Gets cotton mouth baddd.

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

happy international womens day here’s a yumihisu sketch im working on <3

You know, some of my favorite fics are abandoned.  And yeah, I wish they weren't  abandoned, but it doesn’t change the fact that I love them.  I certainly don’t wish they’d never been written.  Just saying, for those of us with dangling fics we guilt ourselves over.  It’s still better that you wrote what you wrote.

tiny babies…….

Bertholdt being sneaky