Chat, Is It Wrong To Send My Therapist A TikTok? At 11:15pm?

Sometimes I forget that most of the manhattan island is man made ;-;

How the fuck do morning people stay awake the whole day???? It’s been 4 hours and I need a nap

Chat, politely, when is it my turn to crash out?

Dude why do I gotta be educated… like bro how did I fuck around and end up taking a thesis. Fuck me bro.

uni has drained my social battery to the point that my maximum energy is 20% of its original state

finals will kick my ass

Where’s that poem about the little Forrest creatures? Where the “others” come and take them in groups until there’s only fear left.

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Guys I got a Lending Lighter!!!! I am gonna put stickers on it for the next person :)

-Doom & Gloom by Dance Gavin Dance

I am starting a thread of songs I want people to make edits to. TikTok, YouTube, I don’t care if you send it to me through the mail on a dvd, if it has these songs to two (or more) queer fuckers I’ll watch it. Thank you.

-poltergeist by Blackbear featuring Baywatch

“Time is the one currency you can’t get back.”

— Mark Travis Rivera

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.