We’ve Lost The Plot Of Fandom Fun Im Afraid

Pains...

are we still into sally face? bc I am. I Am.

and what if i said i did hip thrusts to anime boy edits

Scraping together enough coherence to over share abt my lotf au where Ralph finds a voice in either

A: a wise, serious older brother figure

or

B: a wise-cracking and numbskull peer

either way, both options are completely horrified at Ralph’s past and kind’ve beat chalance back into him

“Hm. That’s- not normal.”

or

“Ha! What The FuckTM.”

and it makes him like so angry because yeah. That wasn’t right, that wasn’t fair or justified or just ‘stir craziness’- that was fucking insane. and it wasn’t his fault. more than that, it was someone’s fault- it wasn’t a blameless, natural disaster or some sort’ve drunken mistake. it was cruel and it was unnecessary and it wasn’t his fault.

“it’s never that deep” yeah maybe for ur quivering two inch weiner it’s not

however, my spiritual, intellectual, emotional, mental, and physical horse cock stands proudly, fully erect, and deep asf

Making Simon Hawaiian bc I can. He’s like my one nephew that bites me

Ok he’s nothing like that but idc he’s my kin I’ve demanded it

Making Ralph his haole friend everyone stuffs with food and asks invasive questions abt like he’s not just a guy

“Your folks like eat like this?”

“Um.. pretty much. Maybe bread more.”

aggressive nodding with squinted eyes

Also did yall even know I was Hawaiian. I’m also Asian as hell and. Irish.

they all survive au would just be the lotf boys being the most insufferable codependent queer middle school friend group you’ve ever seen and there’s beauty in that. (modern au ofc)

toxic asf, always arguing, lwk that weirdo friend group that only dates within themselves/latches onto that one friend in the entire group, and gets super bitchy abt anyone else being in their space

I’m making one of them gender non conforming with dyed hair. Not saying which tho that’s up for interpretation

teeth studies

most crack universe is having that parachute guy ac live after landing and like. Hardcore judge these 7th graders

“Is that- boar blood? Uh- no no like it looks fine ig- it’s just. A little over dramatic ngl.”

LMFAO

also Jack trying n failing to assert authority over this dude

“Well I’m chief!! And you listen to me.”

“… No thank you.”