Look, I Know The X-Files Wasn’t Intended To Be Binged The Way We Can Now. I Get It. But Can We Talk

seeing people get excited over tumblr maybe possibly allowing porn again is like watching charlie brown line up to kick that football

YOU hates terfs

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

Can we take a moment to recognize Scully’s very problematic taste in men? 4 murders and an adulterous stalker.

Girl, Spooky isn’t so bad!

in season 7 there should have been a scene where Buffy tells Spike "The house is full of people, you can't sleep naked anymore" but he hasn't worn pajamas since the Victorian era and one morning Dawn gets up early and spots him wandering around like this