I Just Read Your Landoscar Serial Killer Vampire Soulmates Fic. Insanely Good. The Level Of Randomness

Rosquez x The Internet

I just found your fics today and I am completely obsessed thank you so much for your service to whatever because whatever brought you to write them deserves my eternal gratitude

OHHHH WELCOME TO THE CHAOS!!! I’m so honoured to be rotting your brain in real time 🫡 whatever cursed cosmic force led you here, I salute it with my whole soul. Thank YOU for joining the madness 💖

@iluvoscarpiastri HIIIII IM GETTING A SIBLING YESSS

fellas i’ve done it again. i’ve accidentally adopted another child/sibling on tumblr. again. how i manage this is beyond me

WHO DID THIS!?!??!?!?

”match my freak” match my intense need for constant reassurance and affection

relatable type shii

guys i have been phoneless for all of 2 hours and i already think i am dying

everywhere i look, i see his face (lestappen)

@partiallyderived this is ur arena i believe. lets discuss accuracy.

where the drivers would be on the periodic table based on their (current) driver numbers

lmao YESS

Charles: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Max, not looking up from their book: Spear. Charles: BLOCKED.

to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.

me, writing a character saying “i’m fine” as they wipe blood off their face and collapse into someone’s arms: yeah this is what storytelling is all about. this is what shakespeare was trying to do. this is what orwell would’ve written if he had a tumblr account and unresolved abandonment issues.