Real

"umm no my depression and lack of want to live isn't a result of negative childhood experiences, it's just apart of the creative process", I say delusionally to my laptop screen after it's crashed for the fourth time in the past hour

my doctor and the nurse about to tell me I have IBS:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Heard I can ask you stuff, so I will. When you said I should make an account, did you really think I wouldn't spam you? Stalk you? Take your data and sell it to shady governement people?? uh?? Did you trust me in your heart to not do something evil with that power?? How foolish. Thats where you're right, I won't bother you too much but I will spam like ur posts. Love u (/p)

yay I'm being threatened!!!!!! ily2 <3 /p

'Bad Blood' || 05.12

"scars are ugly neyah ehehsdhs" but like. have you seen them? They come in gold and ruby and sunset hues and if you see them in sunlight the right way they're prettier than the stars.

also they're cool

really bad drawing i did

idk why but my painkillers smell like chalk and taste like suffocating summer camp air

"This is his fault, he made me like this. I couldn't help it."

idea: historian obsessed with meeting Logan Howlett because he's a historical primary source and they NEED to interview him to fact-check their paper on the 1800s that they've worked on for years