"This Is His Fault, He Made Me Like This. I Couldn't Help It."

my doctor and the nurse about to tell me I have IBS:

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

real

somebody get me a nicotine addiction it might help

I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette

it's made it into their tags too. I scrolled through an entire page of Danny Phantom crossovers while in the stephcass tag the other day. It's not annoying per say, just a lot. especially when it's really a batboy fic and they're a two word background mention.

Me: "Why's everyone complaining about all the Danny Phantom crap invading the Batfam tags? I don't see it anywhere." Me: (goes outside the girls' tags) Me: "Ahhhh."

loving someone so much that you wanna mix their blood into your veins no matter how violently ill that'd probably make you auogh

I breathed in the air around me after I got struck by the gay lightning

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

just watched a full HSR lore video

ok @lilbulletgirl , now that I have your attention, I hope you fail Science

"He was a good father, but a terrible scientist." blah blah "Nothing here is worth coming back for. I have no home." or "The first time I killed a god, the golden ichor burned my skin. I wear gloves now."

That's cool and all but have you ever tried mixing cocaine into a Sprite?

I have been informed by sources (Tumblr mutual in the notes of their own post) that event (DCAU Bruce getting with Babs) is actually real and not myth (fanon spread). The third plane has hit the towers. I will never recover.

our dream