Pondering About Batman The Animated Series... Thinking About How Tim Drake In That Show Was Just Jason

"scars are ugly neyah ehehsdhs" but like. have you seen them? They come in gold and ruby and sunset hues and if you see them in sunlight the right way they're prettier than the stars.

also they're cool

just said a phrase that my mother says all the time

be right back, going to reconsider all of my habits I can't be turning into her

I have been informed by sources (Tumblr mutual in the notes of their own post) that event (DCAU Bruce getting with Babs) is actually real and not myth (fanon spread). The third plane has hit the towers. I will never recover.

i heard there was a flower in my lung

i wanted to get it out, i didn't want to choke on it

so I drank some pesticide

but all it did was poison my stomach

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

whenever the tumblr people in my phone tell me about Crisis On Infinite Earths, I think of that panel where Superman is holding Diana's limp-looking body because whenever this one video essayist that I like talks about Crisis, he shows that exact image on screen. I know the panel’s supposed to be hard-core or sad. But Superman is tilting his head to the sky and it looks like he's howling or something and I laugh SO hard EVERY TIME. Just something I wanted to share with the class

my doctor and the nurse about to tell me I have IBS:

every man looks better that way 🫶

i like how ever since 2012 we’ve all decided that clint barton’s default state is looking like he just got the shit beaten out of him

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

I breathed in the air around me after I got struck by the gay lightning

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO