This Is So True It‘s Not Even Funny.

Cooper, muffled by blanket over head: Uffa fuf, shmoo ga vu.

Jack: What?

Cooper, removing blanket from head: Uffa Fuf, Shmoo Ga Vu.

Jack, surprised: you really said that.

Loki will be pleased to know my little sister, when listing the Avengers off to me, called Thor “Loki’s brother, what’s his name.“

I like how

In the 1992 movie, Spot is the taller one with blonde/light brown hair and blue eyes while Race is the shorter one with dark hair and eyes.

Then, in the Broadway musical, Race is the tall blonde, blue eyed kid while Spot is the short one with dark hair and eyes.

*Le Gasp!*

SPRACE SWITCHED BODIES!!!!!

I need a dadneto fic like Sandlot:Coming Home.

Where Peter does tell Erik he’s his son.

Where Apocalypse actually kills Peter.

Where Erik goes on a rampage.

Where when Erik goes to sleep that night, he wakes up only a couple minutes before Peter breaks him out of the Pentagon.

Where Erik tries to fix everything that went wrong in his original timeline.

Where we have excessive Dadneto and Quickson content.

Someone write me a story like that.

A small Wirt from Over the Garden Wall.

Happy Birthday Hawkguy!!!!!

Peter, returned from the MCU: that sucked. I need a drink.

Peter: *downs four shots of dark coffee*

Erik: Peter, nO

—— ten minutes later——

Charles: who gave Peter coffee?! Whoever it was gets to fill in those trenches!

In honor of today, I drew my favorite Sith/Jedi: Anakin Skywalker-Darth Vader

Spot: I hate roller coasters.

Jack: Why?

Spot: I have this thing about falling faster than gravity.

Hey! You guys know that thing that happens when you close your eyes and see pictures while you sleep?! Yeah, I was nearly run over 3 FREAKIN TIMES LAST NIGHT IN THOSE PICTURES!!!!!