Wait, for real?
I have beef with celery now like how does a vegetable have better connective tissue than I do????
(Clarification I am not saying I ate beef with celery I’m saying I wanna fight celery)
usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'
Robin!Tim: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Nightwing.
Red Hood!Jason: What? Not everyone likes Nightwing.
Tim: Who doesn't?
Jason: Well-
Tim: Names, now. Give me their names.
Police officer: Turn around.
Jason: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never comin’ round.
Police officer: TURN AROUND.
Jason: Every now and th-
*Gets tased*
cold take: jason todd smokes cigarettes
hot take: jason would never smoke cigarettes due to ptsd from dying of smoke inhalation
hotter take: jason forces himself to smoke cigarettes to prove to himself that he isn’t affected by it anymore
Dick, to the Joker: Hello. My name is Richard Grayson. You killed my brother. Prepare to die.
Does ANYBODY with pots have any tips on how to make some kind of progress with exercise, or at least not be completely out of spoons after? I miss running sm, and it's driving me crazy
hello! I am kirby's lover, my fandoms are; LoZ, Star Wars, The Outsiders, Marvel, and a few other miscellaneous ones. mostly, I just make memes.
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