Clint: How Come When You Put Bread In A Toaster It Becomes Toast, But When You Put A Bagel In A Toaster

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Me and @madison-is-a-small-baby agreed to write a stupid story with a time limit of 5 mins to complete it. It’s supposed to be whatever comes to our minds and this is the result. Beware and enjoy :)

You walked down the street and saw a man with a fish. The man said, “want a fish?” You said no. He wasn’t pleased. He pulled out a watch and wiped away a tear. He said, “I remember my dad had a watch.” You nodded but didn’t care so you walked away. You continued on your journey until you found the same man in a cop car. You were confused. Even more so when he looked at you and pulled out his watch again. The sirens started blaring and you started running but he hit you with the fish so you fell. He got out of the car and walked over to you and crouched down to your level. “Do you believe me now?” You shook your head in honesty but he wasn’t okay with that. “You liar!” He screamed about his dog being brown and called you racist and took you to jail. In your cell, you woke up to find your potatoes had a footstep in them. You recognized the foot size immediately and turned to find the man sitting on the toilet. “You come here often? He asked standing up. You say “no you just arrested me.” He laughed. “No, I didn’t I’m a convict. Man, you should stop taking those m&ms for pain relief.” Your head started spinning from all of the confusion and you flew away.

The end.

Incest is wrong

Thor and Loki were raised as brothers and should not be shipped because they consider each other brothers.

RB if you agree

I actually love the idea of Wakko not being able to count properly Idk why

InoTan Headcanon

I feel like Tanjiro would confide in Nezuko about his crush on Inosuke and he would speak very passionately and excitedly about him with Nezuko nodding along, just happy that Tanjiro is in such a good mood even if he is talking her ear off CONSTANTLY. Like, any time they separate from Inosuke and Zenitsu for like two minutes, he feels the need to go on rants about Inosuke’s pretty face, his sense of humour, how nice his muscles are, his usefulness and loyalty to the team, literally anything he can think of in his ultra gay mind just as long as Inosuke can’t hear. And if her brother wasn’t such a good bean who deserved the world and so much more, Nezuko would have shut him up ages ago.

Meanwhile, since Inosuke figures that Tanjiro shouldn’t understand his feelings for him before he knew himself what they were, he confides in (an unwilling) Zenitsu who he just assumes is really smart since he knows so much, having not grown up in the mountains like the rest of the group. I feel like their conversations would be something like

Inosuke: I think Monjiro might be trying to kill me! Every time I see him my heart beats really fast and I feel sick! And he keeps sneaking into my mind which is really pissing me off because it makes me feel all giddy and like I need to be around him to be happy. I also want to protect him from all harm for some reason, even though he can fight! But the worst part is that he looks really good and is very distracting, especially when he smiles!

Inosuke: I think he’s a witch! There’s no other way he could mess me up like this! What do you think?? 

Zenitsu: He’s not a witch, you just have romantic feelings for him, dumbass. It’s a natural thing that most everyone goes through and doesn’t result in death! I can help you with dealing with it or whatever, if you want.

Inosuke: Yeah!

Zenitsu: Okay, great. Now GET OUT OF HERE SO I CAN FINISH TAKING THIS SHIT IN PEACE!

Kaminari: I think I'm gonna fail the English test.

Sero: Shit, dude. What'cha gonna do?

Iida: Sero, you should be asking "what are you going to do" rather than what you just said.

Kaminari: What's wrong with askin' me the way he did?

Iida: Asking, Kaminari, and the way he phrased his question was grammatically incorrect!

Aoyama, who just walked in: Mayhaps you should tutor them.

Sero: Don't you have something to say about that, Iida?

Aoyama: Hm? Did I say something wrong?

Iida, blushing from how cute Aoyama is: No, you said everything perfectly.

Kaminari: How? He just combined two words-

Iida: AS I SAID, it was PERFECT.

Drawing #4

It's no use! I know his head is a little too big and his quills are hardly even there but I didn't realize before it was too late. Anyways, have this happy little hero to ensure your future stays bright!

Please don't post this without crediting me

Animaniacs Headcanon

Since the Warners had been without parents for god knows how long, Yakko obviously stepped up and became his siblings' provider. However, since all they've ever had was each other, he became really protective of them and would glare down and avoid anyone who even looked at his sibs. With this in mind, having to let them go to one-on-one meetings with Dr. Scratchansniff and then leaving them to go to those meetings himself left him angry and incredibly paranoid, despite covering it up with his comments and shenanigans.

Fortunately, after a while, Yakko started to realize how close his siblings and even he was becoming with Scratchansniff. Even if the Psychiatrist was being driven up the wall constantly, he would always be there for them if they needed him to be and even when they just wanted him to be like when he would take them all out and just let them be kids without ridiculing them, or standing up for them to Plotz. Yakko believed that he truly cared for them in a way no one else had, which meant a lot and helped him let his guard down and trust him with the only family he had left. Hell, it made Yakko open up to him more, even confiding in him sometimes. And it used to make him jealous but he knew his siblings did too.

And as strange as it sounds, Dr. Scratchansniff was kind of like a father figure to them, as they were like the children he never had. It was an unspoken thing but deep inside they all could see it and knew it to be true, regardless of what anyone else would say.

Erasermic

*During class*

Aizawa: Okay, to better explain this method, I will write it on the board.

Aizawa: *tries to stand up but is obviously struggling*

Midoriya: Is everything alright, sir?

Aizawa, through gritted teeth: Yup, just peachy.

Tsuyu: Then what’s with the look on your face?

Momo: And why does it look like something’s preventing you from getting up?

Aizawa, still struggling: Hm, I don’t know. Maybe Hizashi could let you know.

Mina: Who the heck is-

Present Mic from under the desk: Wow, way to expose me.

Class 1-A:

Kaminari: Is...is Present Mic giving you a blowjob?

Aizawa: Of course not. He’s just being a big baby and hiding under my desk.

Present Mic, pulling Aizawa back onto the seat: No, I’m not! The bug was hUgE and you know it was going to KILL ME!

Aizawa: *Inhales*

Aizawa: It was a b L A C K  A N T. 

Present Mic, sobbing into Aizawa’s lap: DON’T REMIND ME!

Tsukki is soft for Yamaguchi

Hinata: Hey, Tsukishima! 

Tsukishima: What do you want?

Hinata: We’re going out for lunch, did you wanna come? It’ll only be us first years there. Even Yachi’s coming!

Tsukishima: Ew. Hell no.

Kageyama: You don’t need to be a dick, he was being nice. I didn’t even want to invite you-

Tsukishima: Well, I don’t even want to go so that works.

Yamaguchi, sadly: Wait, Tsukki, you’re not coming? Did you want me to stay here with you instead? I don’t mind.

Tsukishima, sighing: Fuck, fine. I’ll come.

Yamaguchi: :D

Tsukishima, once no one is looking: :)