Incest Is Wrong

Clint: How come when you put bread in a toaster it becomes toast, but when you put a bagel in a toaster it's still a bagel? Like sure it's a toasted bagel but it's not like we ever call toast 'toasted bread'.

Avengers:

Tony: How come I still let you live here? You're a literal plague.

Tokoyami: I am the epitome of darkness. I know nothing of light nor care to learn of its cruel and blinding nature. It’s in the abyss I find my comfort when I’m surrounded by nothing but my thoughts. My soul is non-existent, all that’s there is an endless void-

McDonald’s cashier: Sir, there is a line of people behind you, so please just tell me your order.

Tokoyami:

Tokoyami: I’ll take a 20 piece mcnugget meal please.

Dark Shadow: Ooh! Can I get some fries too?

Tokoyami: Of course. Can I also get four large fries in addition to the medium fries that come with my meal. And a root beer, too. I’d also like a coffee. Make it like my soul.

McDonald’s cashier: I thought... I thought you said you didn’t have a soul...?

Tokoyami: Exactly. Make it a tea, instead.

Redraw

Hey! Decided to try drawing this precious baby again because I didn't like the first one. I love this one so much! The whiskers are better, the tails are better, and so is everything else really except for my tracing job.

Anyways, have this new little genius bless your day/night! Remember that you don't need to know everything to be smart!

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Chaotix Headcanon

When Charmy has a nightmare, he goes to the other members of the Chaotix for comfort

Here's how I think it would go down with each member:

Vector: When Charmy comes to him in the middle of the night due to a nightmare, he doesn't act as much as the others. Instead, he immediately moves over to let him crawl into bed with him and they fall asleep with him holding him protectively and whispering assurances to help him fall asleep. He waits until morning to ask about the nightmare because he doesn't want to scare him into not sleeping. (Also, seeing him cry breaks him so he does it for himself too) This talk in the morning usually leads to the whole gang ordering pizza and watching movies all day.

Espio: When Charmy comes to him from a nightmare, he initially takes the whole 'it's not real so it can't hurt you' route as he doesn't really know what to do and doesn't want to deal with it, especially if others are around. But when Charmy says it's about his family, death, or abandonment, he will take him back to his room to sit on the bed with him and will explain how the dream is illogical because none of them will ever leave him because he's valuable to their team and their family. He will then either read some stories with Charmy or on the rarer and more severe occasion, he will sing a few lullabies he remembers from his youth. He also always stays in the room with him until he wakes up to watch over him just in case he has another nightmare.

Knuckles: When he was still with them and Charmy would go to him, he would say the same thing as Espio and tell him that they couldn't hurt him. He also assured him that they were just fears and all he had to do was pummel them into submission by realizing it wasn't real and wouldn't happen. Especially if Charmy was scared they were going to abandon him because he could be annoying sometimes. He also assured him that if the physical ones were real and got in the house, they wouldn't there be for long because he would get rid of it before it was able to get him. After their talk, he would follow him to his room to get his pillow and blanket and they would sleep on the couches because he felt that it was more efficient to get over a fear by sleeping in an open room where more things could get you, instead of a safe bedroom.

Ray: On the rare occasions Charmy comes to him, he will immediately panic because he is never prepared for it. Ever. After the initial scare is done, he will give him a hug and tells Charmy to think of something that makes him happy. If Charmy says he's too scared think of anything, he tells him that whenever he feels scared, he thinks about Mighty and how confident and loved he makes him feel, along with the adventures they've been on together. It ends up turning into a Q&A about their friendship and Charmy feels all warm and fuzzy on the inside, both from hearing the stories and getting lost in the familiar happiness of his own memories of his friends. But no matter how good Charmy feels, Ray always insists that Charmy spends the night because he knows that when he has a nightmare, the last thing he wants is to be alone.

Mighty: When Charmy comes to him after being scared by a bad dream, he is always ready to help out. He will take him back to his room to get his shoes before taking him outside. He tells him that whenever he feels uneasy or bad, walking outside helps clear his mind. They walk around for a bit and he never lets go of his hand to let him know he isn't going anywhere. He takes him to different places he's been during his travels that have such pretty views and just look breathtaking in general. He tells him about the coolest and weirdest things he's encountered on his travels to make Charmy hyped and laugh. Then he tells him about the scariest thing he's ever seen and his greatest fear and says that it's okay to be afraid of things and that even people with incredible strength can get really scared of the littlest things. They go to a fast food restaurant and he buys them food to take with them and they continue to walk. Eventually, they head back and they watch Charmy's favourite cartoons until they fall asleep on the couch.

Okay so I was taking a shower and I was listening to music like the cool cat that I am when “Time In A Bottle” by Jim Croce came on and immediately, my brain was like “what if you just started thinking of Kagaya and Amane from Demon Slayer?” and so I did and now I’m feeling really sad because it’s too real like they really didn’t have enough time with each other or with their kids and they were way too young to go the way they did.

Excuse me while I go cry for a bit

::Sonic X:: Character Development

Drawing #6

It's in his name! I can personally say that this one doesn't have as many problems as the others. The only thing that bothers me is how small I made his hands but his head actually fits so HURRAH! That's what I call improvement. As you can see, his design his based off the Archie one because I love how he looks!

Have this peaceful boy to keep you calm and give you the strength to walk tall and continue on with your day!

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happy Father’s Day to my favorite step up dad

It Backfired

Cartman: Hey, Timmy. Who’s the first person that comes to mind when you hear the word gay?

Timmy: Timmy.

Cartman, laughing his ass off: Wow, I didn’t know you were so confident with your homosexuality! Good for you, fag!

Jimmy: Th-that’s not what he said.

Cartman: I’m pretty sure everyone here can vouch for me that he said his name.

Jimmy: Y-yeah, but he was talking ab-bout you, Eric.

Cartman: Yeah, right. As if Timmy would even consider me of all people to be-

Timmy: *smirks and points to Stan across the room*

Cartman, narrowing his eyes: Oh, you little shit.

*Deku and Bakugou forced to clean the dorms*

Deku, mumble singing: Hmm, but you didn’t have to-

Bakugou: DEKU DON’T

Sero, runs in: CUT ME OFF!

Kirishima, screams from kitchen: MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPEND-

Mina, runs slides in: AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING

Kaminari, rolls from under the couch: AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE!

Jirou, from couch: But you treat me like a stranger-

Todoroki, walking in randomly and confused: And that feels so rough?

All of them: NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW!

Bakugou: WTF DEKU, I TOLD YOU N- Aaaaand you’re not listening

Deku, joining in the others: HAVE YOUR FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR RECORDS AND CHANGE YOUR NUMBER!!