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Cartman: Hey, Timmy. Who’s the first person that comes to mind when you hear the word gay?
Timmy: Timmy.
Cartman, laughing his ass off: Wow, I didn’t know you were so confident with your homosexuality! Good for you, fag!
Jimmy: Th-that’s not what he said.
Cartman: I’m pretty sure everyone here can vouch for me that he said his name.
Jimmy: Y-yeah, but he was talking ab-bout you, Eric.
Cartman: Yeah, right. As if Timmy would even consider me of all people to be-
Timmy: *smirks and points to Stan across the room*
Cartman, narrowing his eyes: Oh, you little shit.
I know absolutely nobody asked for this but I’ve decided to expose myself so awaaaay we go!
Favourite kids:
5. Kenny
4. Stan
3. Craig
2. Jimmy
1. Timmy (Literal angel. Best boy)
Favourite Adult:
Miss Havisham (I know that she was only in that one episode about Pip but that was all it took for her to be my favourite)
Favourite Sibling:
Shelly
Some of My Favourite Episodes: (sorry I put so much)
The Jeffersons
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Tweek vs. Craig
A History Channel Thanksgiving
Asspen
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Helen Keller! The Musical
Pandemic Part 1 & 2 (counting it as one because I can)
Timmy 2000
Fourth Grade
Good Times With Weapons
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Krazy Kripples
It’s Christmas In Canada (I fucking adore the Canadians)
Favourite Songs:
5. Why Can’t I Be Like All The Other Kids? (Token)
4. Put It Down (Craig, Tweek, other students)
3. Out Of My Shell (Larry)
2. Queef Free (Men of South Park)
1. Christmas Time In Hell (Satan)
Favourite Game:
The Fractured But Whole
Bonus~
Favourite Ships:
Stanman (Stan x Cartman)
Jyle (Jimmy x Kyle)
Creek (Craig x Tweek)
Clenny (Clyde x Kenny)
Special K (Mysterion x Dr. Timothy)
Pete x Michael
Once again, no one asked! I just wanted to say this! If you agree/disagree with any of these, let me know!
- They are friends with almost everyone and can casually join any group no sweat. Even the girls.
- They have friendship bracelets that they never take off. Ever.
- They both love the special ed science fair and are always seen helping out with other school events as well, whether it be by putting up decorations or running the concession stands.
- Timmy sometimes fears for Jimmy because he doesn't read social cues that well and with Nathan around, that could end terribly. They both like Nathan but Timmy has an eye out for him just in case he tries to hurt Jimmy.
- They have really thorough debates and discussions with each other and it surprises anyone who hears their conversation. Especially since they can only understand Jimmy's side of it.
- Bros before hoes. This became a rule after Jimmy broke up with the girlfriend he had in "Up The Down Steroid" because he wasn't able to really hang out or keep his set plans with Timmy due to her wanting to spend so much time with him. He realized it had to be done because Timmy didn't want to even try hanging out with him anymore as he had given up and expected to be let down.
They are each other's hypeman.
When Timmy's competing in something, Jimmy will cheer him on a bit during the event but will not leave him alone before and afterwards. No, he doesn't shut up and sounds like he's a desperate reporter soaking in a juicy story. Nobody's sure if this actually helps or pressures Timmy more with his constant "you'll be great!" and "you're the best!" or his "you were amazing out there!" and "you're my greatest inspiration!" afterwards.
When Jimmy is competing in something, Timmy is almost the opposite. Before the event, he'll say a quick "good luck. You'll be great" but during, he is CHEERING LIKE HIS AND JIMMY'S LIVES DEPEND SOLELY ON ENCOURAGEMENT, annoying and scaring anyone else around him. Afterwards, he gives Jimmy a celebratory ride on his wheelchair regardless if he won as he babbles on about how great Jimmy was.
- They love just chilling out with books and movies as well as taking nice strolls through the town.
- Timmy is the voice of reason but will join in whatever crazy antics Jimmy thinks of if there's no risk to others.
- Jimmy bought a charger for electric wheelchairs so Timmy wouldn't have to worry about bringing his to Jimmy's house and potentially forgetting it.
- Whenever they're asked about their sleepovers, Jimmy tells people that they will be doing these really cool stunts with Timmy's wheelchair or that they will be playing some new games on one of their Xboxes or Playstations. This is true, but most of the time, they're actually painting each other's nails and jamming out to 80's and 90's music as they talk about how lucky they are to know such great people who don't judge them for being different.
- Absolute BFF's and would do anything for each other.
- Sometimes Jimmy's arms hurt from wearing his crutches for so long so when this happens, Timmy lets him sit on his lap and that's how they travel for a while.
- They also do this when they're bored and want to have fun. Except this is usually done speeding down a hill of a not so busy street.
- They tell each other EVERYTHING.
- They're not scared to tell the other when they are going too far with something or when they are being mean.
- Whenever Timmy is upset, Jimmy tells him his best handicapped jokes, constantly hugs him, and reminds him that he's the best friend ever and that problems only come to angels like him to prove that consequences will hit hard if he were to change.
- When Jimmy is upset, Timmy has him lay his head on his lap so he can soothingly massage it as he tells him that if he can overcome the challenge of being handicapped for the rest of his life, he can take on this little thing that won't be a problem in a week. He then puts on Jimmy's favourite movie and gets ice cream and chips.
- They have both agreed to be each other's best man at their weddings no matter how far into the future they may be.
- Although it can prove troublesome, Timmy really likes that only Jimmy can understand him because it's like they somehow have their own super secret language despite them both speaking English.
- Also, he's thankful that it's Jimmy of all people because he knows he understands him on a personal level.
- Jimmy likes it too, but he wishes that other people could be lucky enough to understand what this perfect boi is saying. Especially when Timmy cracks a really funny joke or says something really sincere.
- Jimmy thinks it's funny and convenient that their names are literally only one letter off from being the same when they are besties and both very handicapped.
- Jimmy's parents were going to install a thick carpet for their living room but Jimmy asked them not to because he didn't want to potentially make moving harder for Timmy when he came over.
- They both sleep in bedrooms on the first floor of their houses which makes sleepovers even more fun and convenient because they could chill in the living room or kitchen and then go to their room right after without having to worry about potentially waking up their parents by walking up and down creaky stairs.
- Their parents consider both of them as family since they are always at each other's houses and they just love them both to pieces. Also, they celebrate Christmas and Halloween together.
- They always do group costumes. One year for Halloween, Timmy couldn't afford a costume due to his parents having paid to get his wheelchair fixed up a bit. So after he sadly told Jimmy, Jimmy showed up to his house the next day with a yellow hat and a white hat, along with long sheets of nutrition facts for mustard and ketchup, stating that they could just wear what they usually do with these things and be condiments that year.
Whenever Jimmy is arguing with someone over something - whether it be fact or opinion - he'll suggest getting a third party to see who is right and always gets Timmy because no one else can understand him.
Jimmy and Craig: *arguing about something*
Jimmy: L-let's ask Timmy and see w-what he th-thinks.
Jimmy, after getting Timmy to come over: What m-music is better to b-b-blast at a club? 80's music or 90's m-music?
Timmy: Timmy!
Jimmy, to a confused Craig: S-see? I t-told you 80's music is b-better for clubs
Bonus: usually Timmy agrees with the other person but nobody else knows
*after Craig leaves*
Timmy: Timmy? Jimmy! Ah, Timmy!
Jimmy: I kn-know you think the Sp-Sp-Spice Girls would make a club more kickass, b-but Craig d-doesn't need to know that.