Jimmy Headcanon

Daisuga Headcanons

Sorry for how long and disorganised this is! I just felt a random urge to write about these two and so I did. Enjoy!

* Warning: some NSFW content *

- Daichi cannot cook for the LIFE OF HIM and burns things to a crisp if he doesn’t set them on fire when he tries. Because of this, Suga doesn’t let Daichi anywhere near the kitchen

- Because of how stressed out and in his head Suga can get, Daichi once suggested they try going to a yoga class together. His plan worked but for the wrong reason, as Suga started feeling better once he saw how inflexible Daichi was, rather than the actual class relaxing him. Although Daichi hated hearing Suga laugh his ass off at him in front of a bunch of strangers, he felt it was worth it since Suga was smiling again

- Daichi can be very dense when it comes to people flirting with him because someone will be doing just that and he just thinks they’re being nice. This is why it took him so long to realize Suga was into him. However, he recognises it a bit better when it happens to Suga, and it makes him uncomfortable

- Suga is a very jealous person and will grab Daichi’s hand or hold his arm any time he feels someone is getting too chummy with his man, but others flirting with Daichi ultimately makes him horny. He finds it more amusing than anything when people flirt with him

- Suga usually stays shirtless in the change room for a while to cool down from practice, and knowing how much Daichi likes the view, he uses it to tease him

- Any time they go grocery shopping together, Daichi ALWAYS has to grab a bag of sugar and cover the “r” with his thumb. He dies laughing every time and Suga is less than impressed

- Whenever they go out for dinner, Suga orders for both of them because Daichi can never make up his mind on what he wants

- Daichi is very dominant and aggressive in bed so Suga has to lie about being a klutz from how much he limps the next day

- Everyday, Daichi makes a point to tell Suga one thing he loves/appreciates about him to remind Suga that even if he isn’t the setter anymore, he is still Daichi’s favourite and therefore the best. He also makes Suga wear his jersey to show him that he’s his “number 1″. Suga tells him he’s being ridiculous but he’s actually so happy

- When Suga is upset but doesn’t want to talk about it, he lays his head on Daichi’s thighs (because he’s a slut for those thighs) and Daichi will lovingly stroke his head. When Daichi is upset and doesn’t want to talk about it, he’ll make Suga sit in his lap so he can just hold him

- They are both emotional eaters

- When they finally got together, Asahi and Kiyoko were much more relieved than they were because they always had to deal with them ranting about each other and now it’s finally over

- They both have issues with the other driving because Suga has really bad road rage and will kill a man if provoked, and Daichi can only drive listening to fast-paced music which leads him to speed. If they can’t decide who should drive, they’ll either drive separately or get Asahi to drive them

- On a much less innocent note, neither of them have an issue with the other’s back seats and use them on the regular

- Suga is closer to Asahi; Daichi is closer to Kiyoko

- When Daichi finally confessed his feelings, Suga laughed it off and carried on like it was nothing because he genuinely didn’t think that Daichi could ever be into him. Daichi, not understanding that, got really upset and avoided Suga whenever he could for four days. The issue was only cleared up when Suga overheard Daichi and Kiyoko talking about it and he finally explained everything

- Suga is super supportive of Daichi and will attack the man if he ever doubts his abilities or his worth. 

- Daichi gives Suga pep talks whenever Suga is stressed about something coming up, solely out of habit from being the captain. Suga thinks it’s cute and funny, whereas Daichi doesn’t realize that’s what he’s doing

- Without realizing it, they both fell in love with each other when the other was acting like a parent to the first and/or second years

- They go on study dates a lot because neither of them will study alone

- Once Daichi gets a job like working in a fast-food place or something, Suga will go to one of Daichi’s coworkers to order that “sexy brunette flipping the fries”. To get payback for this, Daichi will go to Suga’s work and ask if his “number and a date” are on the menu

- They act very mature and modest around others and often talk about how a healthy relationship is built off of trust and communication rather than sex, which they genuinely believe, but their hands and mouths are all over each other once they are alone

That’s it for now! Feel free to reblog/comment to add onto this :D

Teacher Slumber Party at UA - featuring Best Jeanist

All Might: Hey, Best Jeanist, we’re gonna play truth or dare, you should play with us!

Best Jeanist: No.

Present Mic: Aw, why not? You haven’t played in forever!

Best Jeanist: That’s because someone always dares me to wear something other than jeans.

Midnight: We just want you to be comfortable. Let loose and be wild! 

Best Jeanist: I am comfortable. Thank you for the concern, once again,

Snipe: Of course but you don’t need to wear jeans just because it’s in your hero name. You’re allowed to change, you know.

Best Jeanist: If I wasn’t okay with wearing jeans, I wouldn’t wear them aLL THE T I M E .

Gang Orca: BUT THE FABRIC IS TOO ROUGH, IT COULD IRRITATE YOUR SKIN!

Best Jeanist: MY SKIN’S FINE, YOU’RE THE ONLY THINGS IRRITATING ME!

Cementoss: We mean no offense, we just think it’s gotten out of hand, is all.

Best Jeanist, clad in his jajamas and jlippers, wrapped in his jlanket: Why?

The others:

Best Jeanist:

Aizawa: Let’s just play a different game.

This so wholesome!

animated doodles xD

Goodnight

Jimmy and Timmy Headcanons Part 2

- They are friends with almost everyone and can casually join any group no sweat. Even the girls.

- They have friendship bracelets that they never take off. Ever.

- They both love the special ed science fair and are always seen helping out with other school events as well, whether it be by putting up decorations or running the concession stands.

- Timmy sometimes fears for Jimmy because he doesn't read social cues that well and with Nathan around, that could end terribly. They both like Nathan but Timmy has an eye out for him just in case he tries to hurt Jimmy.

- They have really thorough debates and discussions with each other and it surprises anyone who hears their conversation. Especially since they can only understand Jimmy's side of it.

- Bros before hoes. This became a rule after Jimmy broke up with the girlfriend he had in "Up The Down Steroid" because he wasn't able to really hang out or keep his set plans with Timmy due to her wanting to spend so much time with him. He realized it had to be done because Timmy didn't want to even try hanging out with him anymore as he had given up and expected to be let down.

They are each other's hypeman.

When Timmy's competing in something, Jimmy will cheer him on a bit during the event but will not leave him alone before and afterwards. No, he doesn't shut up and sounds like he's a desperate reporter soaking in a juicy story. Nobody's sure if this actually helps or pressures Timmy more with his constant "you'll be great!" and "you're the best!" or his "you were amazing out there!" and "you're my greatest inspiration!" afterwards.

When Jimmy is competing in something, Timmy is almost the opposite. Before the event, he'll say a quick "good luck. You'll be great" but during, he is CHEERING LIKE HIS AND JIMMY'S LIVES DEPEND SOLELY ON ENCOURAGEMENT, annoying and scaring anyone else around him. Afterwards, he gives Jimmy a celebratory ride on his wheelchair regardless if he won as he babbles on about how great Jimmy was.

- They love just chilling out with books and movies as well as taking nice strolls through the town.

- Timmy is the voice of reason but will join in whatever crazy antics Jimmy thinks of if there's no risk to others.

- Jimmy bought a charger for electric wheelchairs so Timmy wouldn't have to worry about bringing his to Jimmy's house and potentially forgetting it.

- Whenever they're asked about their sleepovers, Jimmy tells people that they will be doing these really cool stunts with Timmy's wheelchair or that they will be playing some new games on one of their Xboxes or Playstations. This is true, but most of the time, they're actually painting each other's nails and jamming out to 80's and 90's music as they talk about how lucky they are to know such great people who don't judge them for being different.

Kurogiri is a mom

*Kurogiri and Giran sitting at the bar*

Giran: So, how’s it been with all of the new recruits?

Kurogiri: Busy, to say the least.

Giran: Yeah, I guess it would be when they’re all coming up with strategies-

Shigaraki, running into the room with Dabi chasing him: Mom, make Dabi leave me alone!

Dabi: I didn’t even do anything! He’s the one who you should be mad at!

Kurogiri: What was it this time?

Shigaraki: He picked his nose and now he’s trying to rub it on me!

Dabi: Not true!

Kurogiri: Dabi, I told you to stop doing that, so stop it or you’re grounded.

Mustard, storming into the room: Mom, Toga won’t get out of the bathroom! I need to shit and she knows that but she’s still in there!

Toga from the washroom: I’m brushing my teeth, you pest!

Mustard: For an hour!?

Kurogiri: Toga, just brush your teeth in the kitchen sink.

Toga: I need the mirror!

Mustard: Go find one! I need the fucking toilet or I’m literally going to shit myself!

Toga: Just go outside!

Kurogiri: Just do what you’re told, Toga.

Mr. Compress from the door: Hey, Mom, is it cool if me and Muscular go kill people?

Kurogiri, pinching the bridge of his nose: No, we’re laying low for a while.

Mr. Compress: Please? We’ll be quick and-

Kurogiri: I said no and that means no!

Twice: Mom, Moonfish ate a dude outside! I actually murdered him myself.

Kurogiri, inhaling deeply and massaging his temples: Twice, just go sit down.

Twice: What, why? I hate you!

Magne, strolling in sweetly: Mom, can we get candy? Spinner reminded me I haven’t had candy in forever so now I want it.

Kurogiri, pouring himself a drink: No, go eat something else we already have.

Magne: But, Mom-

Kurogiri: I’ll make you some grilled cheese in a little while, okay?

Magne: Okay!

The rest of the villains: I want grilled cheese!

Kurogiri: Be good and you’ll get it!

Kurogiri, turning back to Giran and downing the shot: So as I was saying, it’s been pretty busy around here.

The difficulties of languages

Mina, looking in the fridge: Hey, does anyone know where all the cheese went? I need it for lunch.

Uraraka: Uh... no, I thought there was a ton of it in there last night.

Mina: That’s what I thought but there’s nothing here!

Uraraka: That doesn’t make any sense. I remember putting it away.

Mina: Let’s ask someone. Yo, Aoyama! Have you seen the cheese?

Aoyama, quickly shifting a box full of cheese so it’s behind his back: Non, pourquoi?

Mina: No thanks, I want grilled cheese right now. I’ll try your fancy pork some other time.

Aoyama:

Mina:

Aoyama: I said ‘pourquoi’.

Mina: And I said ‘no thanks’.

Uraraka: No, he’s asking you why-

Mina: Because I don’t want it.

Of course I agree

THIS HUG 

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IF THIS ISN'T THE BEST AND PUREST THING EVER

Yakko: *excitedly* How’s the best brother in the world doing?

Wakko: I don’t know, how’re you doing?

Yakko: *voice cracking* I-I’m fine

Man, am I glad I liked and reblogged. Thanks Throne Antoine. Thank you for all of these wonderful gifts

This is Throne Antoine

He is a magical fellow.

Like and your tin-can crowns will look 30% better on you

Reblog and you get 50% less trouble with your capes, 20% more floating knots in front of you and +15 relatability

Ignore and the chance of you being one of the average .3 kings per month the Nasty Hyenas have will increase by 15%

Complicated

Tweek, visibly upset:

Token: Hey, what’s wrong?

Tweek: I miss Craig.

Token: Why don’t you call him?

Tweek: Because we’re fighting.

Token: Why are you fighting?

Tweek: Lack of communication.

Token: So, talk to him.

Tweek: No, he doesn’t call me first anymore, so I’m waiting until he does.

Token: Oh, okay.

*Tweek’s phone starts ringing*

Token: Look, it’s Craig-

Tweek: *declines call*

Token: Why did you do that!? He was calling you! Isn’t that what you wanted??

Tweek: I’m not ready to talk to him yet.

Token:

Token: WHAT!?