Jimmy And Timmy Headcanons Part 2

Clint: How come when you put bread in a toaster it becomes toast, but when you put a bagel in a toaster it's still a bagel? Like sure it's a toasted bagel but it's not like we ever call toast 'toasted bread'.

Avengers:

Tony: How come I still let you live here? You're a literal plague.

Man, am I glad I liked and reblogged. Thanks Throne Antoine. Thank you for all of these wonderful gifts

This is Throne Antoine

He is a magical fellow.

Like and your tin-can crowns will look 30% better on you

Reblog and you get 50% less trouble with your capes, 20% more floating knots in front of you and +15 relatability

Ignore and the chance of you being one of the average .3 kings per month the Nasty Hyenas have will increase by 15%

Haikyuu!! Ships Summary

My absolute favourite thing with all the ship summaries or descriptions lists from Haikyuu!! that I’ve seen is that they are all cute or intense but then it gets to Ushiten and it’s like “Tendou fights the waves at the beach for touching his man’s ass while Ushijima doesn’t understand what’s happening and just wants a towel” and I couldn’t be happier

Kevin McCormick Headcanons

- Although a lot of people assume different, Kevin is actually a really good older brother to his siblings.

- Unlike Kenny, Kevin has a better relationship with his mom than his dad, which isn't much since he hardly has a relationship with his dad. (I say 'unlike Kenny' because he's shown to have a better relationship with his dad than his mom imo, and the wiki even said it too.)

- Speaking of which, a lot of people say that Kevin is actually really calm and that one part in "The Poor Kid" where he's physically fighting with his dad never really happens aside from that one time. However, I think otherwise. I believe that he would be calm and nice to his siblings, but he'll get angry when his dad says something stupid about his siblings or complains about being poor.

-But I think the result would be different depending on how sober he is. When he's sober, he would probably tell his dad to shut up or he would get up and leave the room with his siblings. When he's drunk, his dad will say the same thing and then all of sudden a punch is thrown and they're at each other's throats.

- Kevin drinks and smokes cigarettes. He smokes inside and outside but he never does it in the kitchen, and his or Kenny's room because he doesn't think it's fair to stain their rooms with the smell especially if they're in there. The living room is fair game though.

- He tries to drink when they're not there but they usually are so... yeah.

- Kevin is very quiet around people who aren't his family, which means he has almost no friends, except for Shelly.

- Since his speech is a little slurred and he repeats what he says, a lot of people call him retarded, but in reality, when he was learning how to talk, his parents were usually wasted so now he talks like they did.

- So when he's drunk, it's hard for anyone who isn't related to him to understand him. Though, there have been times where they couldn't comprehend his speech either.

- Due to his drinking, he was suspended from school for two weeks in grade seven.

- Although he'd never admit it, he's scared to move out because as much as he doesn't like his current home life, he doesn't want to leave his siblings there and be alone because he knows it would be a while before he could get enough money to support them all. Also, he's worried about what his parents would become with all of them gone.

- He is currently working illegally as a car mechanic (he's still too young) to help out with the bills when his parents don't pay them. He enjoys it and is waiting until summer to drop out of middle school to work there full time. Besides, he isn't very smart anyways.

- He has a crush on Shelly, and Kenny teases him about it RELENTLESSLY, like nonstop. Karen draws a bunch of pictures of him and Shelly and puts them up on Kevin's side of the room, while going off about having a sister. They both encourage him to go for it, but he doesn't think he'll ever be able to.

- In his spare time, Kevin is usually hanging out with Karen. He'll play dolls with her and take her to the park. Then at night, since they share a room, he'll read her a story but change the words so it doesn't make sense to make her laugh and then after they'll talk about their futures and their current woes.

- When Kenny or Karen (sometimes both) have nightmares, they'll snuggle up with him in his bed when he's sleeping.

- They're a lot closer than people think. Like he takes Karen trick or treating when Kenny goes with his friends and carries her candy for her. He also braids her hair sometimes. And he teaches Kenny poker tricks and how to ride a bike. He also introduced him to his beloved magazines.

- While Kenny is Karen's rock, Kevin is Kenny's. But either way, he reminds both of them that they are loved to make sure they never felt how he did before they came along.

- His teeth are really fucked up, which is why he has braces. How his parents got them? Who knows. But he knows they sacrificed a lot for them so he's grateful for that.

- He likes watching stupid shows with his parents.

- He fucking L O V E S waffles

(I might add on. But who knows)

Teacher Slumber Party at UA - featuring Best Jeanist

All Might: Hey, Best Jeanist, we’re gonna play truth or dare, you should play with us!

Best Jeanist: No.

Present Mic: Aw, why not? You haven’t played in forever!

Best Jeanist: That’s because someone always dares me to wear something other than jeans.

Midnight: We just want you to be comfortable. Let loose and be wild! 

Best Jeanist: I am comfortable. Thank you for the concern, once again,

Snipe: Of course but you don’t need to wear jeans just because it’s in your hero name. You’re allowed to change, you know.

Best Jeanist: If I wasn’t okay with wearing jeans, I wouldn’t wear them aLL THE T I M E .

Gang Orca: BUT THE FABRIC IS TOO ROUGH, IT COULD IRRITATE YOUR SKIN!

Best Jeanist: MY SKIN’S FINE, YOU’RE THE ONLY THINGS IRRITATING ME!

Cementoss: We mean no offense, we just think it’s gotten out of hand, is all.

Best Jeanist, clad in his jajamas and jlippers, wrapped in his jlanket: Why?

The others:

Best Jeanist:

Aizawa: Let’s just play a different game.

Tsukki is soft for Yamaguchi

Hinata: Hey, Tsukishima! 

Tsukishima: What do you want?

Hinata: We’re going out for lunch, did you wanna come? It’ll only be us first years there. Even Yachi’s coming!

Tsukishima: Ew. Hell no.

Kageyama: You don’t need to be a dick, he was being nice. I didn’t even want to invite you-

Tsukishima: Well, I don’t even want to go so that works.

Yamaguchi, sadly: Wait, Tsukki, you’re not coming? Did you want me to stay here with you instead? I don’t mind.

Tsukishima, sighing: Fuck, fine. I’ll come.

Yamaguchi: :D

Tsukishima, once no one is looking: :)

The difficulties of languages

Mina, looking in the fridge: Hey, does anyone know where all the cheese went? I need it for lunch.

Uraraka: Uh... no, I thought there was a ton of it in there last night.

Mina: That’s what I thought but there’s nothing here!

Uraraka: That doesn’t make any sense. I remember putting it away.

Mina: Let’s ask someone. Yo, Aoyama! Have you seen the cheese?

Aoyama, quickly shifting a box full of cheese so it’s behind his back: Non, pourquoi?

Mina: No thanks, I want grilled cheese right now. I’ll try your fancy pork some other time.

Aoyama:

Mina:

Aoyama: I said ‘pourquoi’.

Mina: And I said ‘no thanks’.

Uraraka: No, he’s asking you why-

Mina: Because I don’t want it.

Drawing #1

Please don't hate on the colouring and tracing job, I'm not great at either. Same with the tails for being too small and the whiskers for not being symmetrical. Regardless, this genius is still perfect! And according to his calculations, so are you!

Please don't post this without credit!

Drawing #7

It's Charmy! Aside from the hands, the only things I don't like are his helmet and the fact that his antenna don't fit entirely but what can ya do?

Have this adorable bee to remind you to never lose your inner child!

Please don't post this without crediting me

*Deku and Bakugou forced to clean the dorms*

Deku, mumble singing: Hmm, but you didn’t have to-

Bakugou: DEKU DON’T

Sero, runs in: CUT ME OFF!

Kirishima, screams from kitchen: MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPEND-

Mina, runs slides in: AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING

Kaminari, rolls from under the couch: AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE!

Jirou, from couch: But you treat me like a stranger-

Todoroki, walking in randomly and confused: And that feels so rough?

All of them: NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW!

Bakugou: WTF DEKU, I TOLD YOU N- Aaaaand you’re not listening

Deku, joining in the others: HAVE YOUR FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR RECORDS AND CHANGE YOUR NUMBER!!