It Backfired

Demon Slayer Headcanon

You know how Zenitsu was struck by lightning and that's why his hair is blonde? This means it probably feels really dead and rough and that bothers him a lot because it used to be so nice and soft.

I guess they all live together and one day Zenitsu comes home to find Tanjiro and Inosuke in the bathroom surrounded by bottles and putting their contents in Nezuko's hair. When he freaks out and asks what the heck they're doing to her, Tanjiro smiles and says "we know how much you hate how dead you're hair feels so we're trying out different "damaged hair repair" shampoos and conditioners on Nezuko's split ends to see which ones would be most effective for rejuvenating your hair!" And Zenitsu just starts fucking sobbing because he doesn't understand what he did to deserve such thoughtful friends

Bonus:

They end up finding one that works really well and so Nezuko helps him figure out a routine of when he should wash and condition his hair. Except it's not him washing his hair; it's Inosuke and his surprisingly gentle hands with Tanjiro just chilling with them and singing his mother's lullabies to a sleeping Nezuko in his lap. They do this, despite him making it perfectly clear that he wants his privacy and he doesn't even need help with it because he knows how to do it! He eventually gives up though because Inosuke keeps threatening him when he tells him to stop which he finds out is because Inosuke feels really relaxed when massaging his scalp and it relaxes him too especially with the soft singing in the background so he’s just like what the hell I'll just let this happen

Okay so I was taking a shower and I was listening to music like the cool cat that I am when “Time In A Bottle” by Jim Croce came on and immediately, my brain was like “what if you just started thinking of Kagaya and Amane from Demon Slayer?” and so I did and now I’m feeling really sad because it’s too real like they really didn’t have enough time with each other or with their kids and they were way too young to go the way they did.

Excuse me while I go cry for a bit

The one from Sonic Forces doesn’t count!

*At a staff meeting*

All Might, walking in to see the teachers already seated: Sorry I’m late. I was helping Midoriya with something. So, what’s the-

Midnight: Sh!

All Might: Why? Is there-

Present Mic: Sh! Can you hear it?

All Might:

All Might, whispering: Hear what?

Cementoss, also whispering: Light snoring. Aizawa claims he can’t hear it but we know he can, seeing as it’s coming from over there.

Aizawa: For the last time, no it isn’t.

Ectoplasm: Aizawa, did you bring a cat to the meeting again?

Aizawa: No, I didn’t. I’ve matured.

Nezu, yawning as he pops out of Aizawa's scarf and climbs out: Thank you for letting me nap in there. It was quite comfortable.

Aizawa: Not a problem.

Nezu: *sits down in his seat* So, I wanted to discuss how effective you all believe the quirk training has been for the students.

The rest of the teachers:

Present Mic: hOLD THE FUCK UP

Teenage Jyle Headcanons

- Kyle is a TOP and you can fight me on that

- Kyle asked Jimmy out to go see a movie and they were originally going to see a romantic movie because Kyle wanted to make a good impression on the first date but then Jimmy wanted to see an adult comedy so they went there instead and broke the ice.

- Jimmy is a short boi and his disability doesn't help that at all so he's almost a head shorter than Kyle and Kyle loves it

- Kyle blushes easily and due to his pale skin, it's way more obvious. This was definitely more of a problem before they were dating and when they first started as every little thing that Jimmy did made him blush. Especially smiling.

- The further they got in their relationship the more Jimmy would tease him about it

- Kyle never used to like braces on people, thinking that it made them look strange, but when he first saw Jimmy, that opinion ctrl alt deleted itself

- Kyle is the first person Jimmy has ever danced with. Like slow danced with. (Because obviously he's danced around a little bit with Timmy. Come on now. Imagine a happy Jimmy moving about as Timmy bounces in his wheelchair)

- The first time it happened was at a school dance. Kyle asked him to dance, but just as Jimmy was trying to let him down easy with the fact that he couldn't due to his legs and crutches, Kyle got him out of the crutches and picked him up and placed his feet on his own and held him close to support him.

- Due to using crutches and supporting his weight all the time, Jimmy has incredible upper-body strength.

- When they danced, Jimmy shocked the hell out of Kyle with it when he used Kyle's shoulders to lift him high enough to kiss him.

- Jimmy steals wears Kyle's hat and it bothers Kyle so much. But whenever he tries to take it back he can't because he likes seeing Jimmy wearing his stuff.

- Whenever it's really cold, Jimmy will open Kyle's jacket and snuggle in to get some of his body heat.

- Kyle secretly gushes to Kenny about Jimmy because he's the only one who will stand his blabbing.

- When Stan, Cartman, and Kenny tease Kyle for being hella gay, Jimmy joins in before giggling a lot from Kyle's reaction.

- Cartman has a new level of respect for Jimmy because of it

- Jimmy will defend Kyle from anyone if he thinks things are going to far, which embarrasses Kyle but he's grateful

- Jimmy has influenced Kyle to become more optimistic and is his calm space

- Kyle always goes to Jimmy's shows to support him and has yet to miss one. He cheers louder than anyone

- Kyle will fuck up anyone who tries to hurt Jimmy's feelings or judges him for being crippled or having a stutter, despite neither thing really affecting him

- They like PDA but don't go overboard with it because they don't want to make others uncomfortable. But they hug and kiss and hold hands

- Kyle always gets the door for Jimmy and carries him up stairs if the need be

- When they're walking, Jimmy felt bad for not being able to hold hands but Kyle linked arms with Jimmy instead and now that's how they roll

- Kyle has no problem waiting for Jimmy to finish a sentence and never interrupts him or tries to guess what he's saying and Jimmy is grateful for that.

- Neither gang has a problem with them dating and are really supportive and don't mind the other hanging out with them.

- They've gone on a few double dates with Craig and Tweek, where Craig and Kyle rant to each other about their lovers as Jimmy and Tweek talk about something completely unrelated.

- "Dude, I know what he's like. He's in my gang." - Craig

- "Yeah but does he (insert rant about cute/romantic/sexual things that Jimmy does)" - Kyle

- "...no. No he doesn't- why would he give me that look. Friends don't do that."

- They team up when they're super heroes and they tie Human Kite to FastPass to get him places faster, scaring the shit out of Human Kite.

- Kyle sleeps over at Jimmy's all the time and cuddles him while they sleep. He also leaves his shirt there for Jimmy to wear when he's lonely. Jimmy gave him a stuffed bear to hold whenever he was lonely, too.

- Jimmy told Kyle that whenever they get married, he didn't care how small/big the wedding was or who was a part of it or who showed up as long as Timmy was there as his best man.

- Neither will deny being gay or in a relationship with the other because they don't see it as something to be ashamed of.

- Both of their parents were originally against the idea of them being gay but once they saw just how happy they were and that they weren't going to end it, they became drastically more accepting.

One way to confess to someone

Midoriya, walking in with the rest of the Dekusquad: Hey, Todoroki! would you like to play two truths and a lie with us?

Todoroki: Uh, sure. Can I go first?

Midoriya: Of course!

Todoroki: Okay. I have a sister, I like the colour yellow, and I’ve been in love with you for so long and I’m going to die if I never get the chance to kiss you.

Midoriya:

The rest of the Dekusquad:

Todoroki:

Tsu: That took an interesting turn.

Uraraka: Yeah, that got pretty specific.

Iida: ...Is the lie that you’re in love with Midoriya?

Tsu: It would be smart to do it that way since you made it so obvious.

Todoroki: What? No, the lie was that I like the colour yellow. I mean, it looks good on other people but I don’t care for it.

The Dekusquad:

Midoriya: Oh, I thought you liked yellow. Well, I’ll make sure to avoid using it when getting you things.

Todoroki: Thank you.

Midoriya: No problem.

Midoriya: wAIT A SECOND

Todoroki: Marry me.

Erasermic

*During class*

Aizawa: Okay, to better explain this method, I will write it on the board.

Aizawa: *tries to stand up but is obviously struggling*

Midoriya: Is everything alright, sir?

Aizawa, through gritted teeth: Yup, just peachy.

Tsuyu: Then what’s with the look on your face?

Momo: And why does it look like something’s preventing you from getting up?

Aizawa, still struggling: Hm, I don’t know. Maybe Hizashi could let you know.

Mina: Who the heck is-

Present Mic from under the desk: Wow, way to expose me.

Class 1-A:

Kaminari: Is...is Present Mic giving you a blowjob?

Aizawa: Of course not. He’s just being a big baby and hiding under my desk.

Present Mic, pulling Aizawa back onto the seat: No, I’m not! The bug was hUgE and you know it was going to KILL ME!

Aizawa: *Inhales*

Aizawa: It was a b L A C K  A N T. 

Present Mic, sobbing into Aizawa’s lap: DON’T REMIND ME!

I love this so much!!!

Character Tropes: Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

“Friends, we’ll paint any ceiling for just $29.95. Riiiight! How do we do it? No overhead! In fact, when we get through, you’ll have nothing overhead! And if you hire us, you’ll have nothing in your head! We paint ceilings, ceilings and ONLY ceilings! We don’t paint floors ‘cause they’re beneath us.“

A L W A Y S

Excuse me

but

do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior

Jimmy Valmer?