What If Ghetsis Walked In And Was Like "it's Pronounced Jetsis"

Next in Line AU - first meeting 💻

you can read a snippet of the AU on AO3 here: you and me both (Next in Line AU)

hey i don't know how large the overlap between gen 5 pokemon fans and pizza game fans is but um. have this horrible abomination i cooked up last night 👍

Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

If I don't stare at The Character for at least one hour a day, I start to wilt

why tf is that your go-to response Near

Also yeah more Noelverse stuff in honor of it's 10 year anniversary hell yeah

new year, new near (art) ✨

I hope everyone has a good 2025! 🎇

the dynamic between Near and Light in the Noelverse is just so funny to me I'm sorry like-

(start of Noel)

Light: Fuck you Near!

Near: Fuck you Kira!

(end of Noel)

Light: You know what Near's not that bad

Near: hmm I actually kind of enjoy Light's company

(start of Resurrection)

Light: FUCK YOU NEAR

Near: why do I feel guilty about everything

(end of Resurrection)

Light: I'm glad we're getting along again :)

Near: if anything were to happen to Light I would kill anyone responsible and then myself

(start of Reunion)

Light: NATE GOD DAMNIT

Near: Light's upset because of me again this sucks :(

(end of Reunion)

Light: I can finally think of you as a friend

Near: I would willingly go to jail with you

They coulda been silly friends I think

crack AU where L gets fed up with the task force complaining about him being chained to Light, snaps, and just brings in Near with the explanation that the issue is clearly that L is too old and Light should be supervised by someone within his age range. Cut to Light being absolutely livid for being demoted to a babysitter and getting chained to said baby (he doesn't know that Near is actually 13 and not like... 6. this also means he feels utterly insulted by L by calling Near "someone within Light's age range"). Fast forward a bit and Light and Near are actually getting along, which results in Watari overhearing L muttering "it should have been me..." more than once, with a depressed expression.

Please excuse my absence, TerribleDadshippers. 🙏

Accept this as compensation for my negligence of my Pokévillains followers. (The cookie-brainrot got to me)