Nintendo Switch 2 Game Announcements:

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earth quaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, Overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could come at me with his sword and I'd still get on my knees and beg for more

OoT Gan is just horrified by what I did to him ignore his expression

If I ever say that I don't like tloz or Ganondorf anymore then you need to slap me across the face IMMEDIATELY. Never in my life will I divorce my wife.

..lov.. lov him sm (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

🎉🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY GANONDORF 🎉🎂

As stated in Animal Crossing, Ganon’s birthday is on February 21st which is TODAY! Everyone say Happy Birthday Ganondorf!

“But how about Zelda d-“

Excuse me? Today is ✨Ganondorf’s birthday ✨! It’s all about celebrating how marvellous the Demon King is and absolutely nothing else~

taking a short 2 minute break from my deadline work to say whoever put pink ink or paint on the scanner I hope you stub your toe 100000000x I hope your pillow is always warm, I hope you always overcook your rice, I hope your days are always bad, your favourite character would hate you, I hope that whenever you do your hair it goes wrong every time

We need more Zelda analogue horror. I know there's potential, with how creepy some of the monsters can be, to make absolutely terrifying edits/videos.

I had no idea that the grass could talk

I definitely was not terrorising the inhabitants of hateno village with a korok leaf, ok? I was just... uhh....

The days of war that have passed are on one side of the scale, and these difficult hours leading up to the implementation of the ceasefire are on the other. Bombing is everywhere, and the massacres never stop, not even for a moment!

Pray for us that these heavy hours before Sunday noon pass peacefully, that God protects those of us who remain, and that we are not devastated by the loss of our loved ones!

If survival is destined for us, our campaign still needs a strong stand from you. Your support is life.

Preparations are underway to reopen the Rafah border crossing between Egypt and Gaza under European supervision. We need your support to be able to travel! Your support is life.

Everyone knows we no longer have a home 🏠; our houses have been destroyed, and returning won’t be simple, nor will life be easy. Your support is life.

A year and a half has passed without education or schools, so traveling is crucial to resume the education of Lian, Sarah, and Adam. Join us in completing our campaign. Your support is life.

When we lose everything, hope and support become our only strength.

Palestine 🍉 ~ Gaza strip

Post Link ~ Reblog on the widest scale

My campaign Link ♥️ Vetted campaign ✅

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mmmm yummy jasmine and peach tea

ok back to our regularly scheduled silliness about a tall man with red hair

I'm going to change my username