Okay I’ll bite, what are your Dess and Asriel hcs?
YESS okay so i think they were like bffs as kids and always were and okay so
Dess and asriel kissed when they were like 11 in that dumb kid kinda way and dess does Not like him like that at all but asriel developed a crush Instantly
asriel always had a crush on her since . dess knows . asriel knows dess knows . they both know its not gonna happen
asriel still has his teenage crush anyhow and its not anything hes upset over lol, its just in his eyes the way he feels and hes okay with her not liking him back and he moves on eventually, theyre still best friends
they pretend to date whenever they do karaoke contests and people believe them and they always win
dess would get into arguments a lot and would constantly run over to the dreemurr house like “asriel we have GOTTA run away right now !!” her and asriel never go through with it
They are really eachothers best friend like they were really inseperable
they also consoled eachother a lot. grades and school get tough and so does keeping track of young siblings lol especially when said young siblings are kris and noelle
whenever life got tough theyd have eachother
until dess was gone
then life got a Lot tougher for asriel
On a lighter note in summary i think their dynamic is best summarized to me as “He asked for no pickles !!!!”
i hc dess is not super religious as asriel was so she’d whisper curse words in church and asriel would get so worried he almost cried
she just generally dragged asriel into her shenanigans. she’ll wake him up at 3 am to go play baseball in the woods
they had a phase where they SWORE when kris and noelle were 18 they were all gonna run away and become a famous band (even if dess didnt vanish this would Not have happened like they hoped it would)
If you wanted to sing-along but don't know Persian (I don't promise this to be perfect): "Gol-e khazaan nadideh Bahaar-e no rasideh Konoon ke mi ravi zin golzaar Khodaa to raa negahdaar Bovad tanin-e aavaa-ye to Konoon be goosham ey yaar Payaam-e man to beshno Khoda to raa negahdaar Do chashm-e man be rah baashad Dar arezoo-ye didaar Mosafer-e azizam To ham be yaad-e man baash Jodaii o faraamooshi Nabinam az to ey kaash Nabaashadam be joz mehrat Havaa-ye digari dar sar Boro Khodaa be hamraahat To ey ze jan geramii tar"
Putting this song here 'cause I just. I just want you guys to listen to it because it's so good. And it just. It just haunts me very much. This song absolutely haunts me. Might translate it and put that translation here later. Yes this is the song I mentioned in the tags of this reblog.
[Image Description: Two images. The first image is a very messy pattern. The background of the pattern is black, with gray camouflage-like spots.
The following designs of Spamton are scattered and repeated all over the pattern: 1- A full body picture of Spamton from three quarter view, with his arms stretching out in front of him, as if asking to be given something. He is facing right. 2- A picture of Spamton's face, his face is tilted upwards and his mouth is open in an open-mouth smile. He is facing right. 3- A full body picture of Spamton. His body is horizontal. There is a halo on his head, and an angel wing on his back. His right arm is stretching out, while his left arm is by his side. There is a red heart next to his head. He is facing left. He has the smallest head between the other Spamton designs. 4- A picture of Spamton's face. His mouth is open, and unlike the other Spamton designs, his eyes are present, looking upwards. He's facing left. He has the biggest head between the other Spamton designs.
There are symbols scattered and repeated all over the pattern. All these symbols have a cartoony, lineless art style. The symbols include: 1- A white cloud and a yellow sun, both dripping as if they've been painted. 2- A large, yellow danger sign. 3- A medium-sized, yellow danger sign. 4- A small yellow danger sign. 5- A curly light blue line, that connects the white cloud to a picture of a right facing Spmaton with an open-mouth smile. Said line resembles a telephone's wire. 6- A similar light blue curly line connects two green bills to a green dollar sign. There also exist two green bills symbols and dollar sign symbols that are not connected by any wires. 7- A smaller dollar sign that also isn't connected to any wires. 8- A green sentence saying "Transmit Kromer" in a funky bulky font. 9- A white sentence saying "[[BIG SHOT!!!]" all in caps, in the Undertale font. The perspective its presented at makes the letters on the right look smaller than those on the left of the sentence; while the sentence is also slightly tilted downwards from the right side. 10- A white sentence saying "[[!???!?!?!?]]" in the Undertale font. The perspective its presented at makes the letters on the left look smaller than those on the right of the sentence; while the sentence is also tilted downwards from the left side. 11- A white sentence saying "Deal $" in the Undertale font. The sentence looks wavy. 12- A light blue trash can similar to those found in the game Deltarune. 13- A light blue save disk. 14- A horizontal yellow drop, with a black horizontal heart inside it, their ends facing right. 15- A red sentence saying "$49.99". 99 is in a smaller font than the rest of the sentence and is underlined, placed atop the dot. 16- A small light blue egg. 17- A medium-sized light blue egg. 18- A big light blue egg. To the left of it is a white sentence saying "pipis ->" all in lower case, in a font that resembles handwriting. 19- A red sentence saying "Tell Me More!" with the beginning of each word capitalized. The font resembles Times New Roman. 20- A light blue rotary dial telephone. 21- A smiling red heart, with a long pointy nose resembling Spamton's, and yellow circles as eyes. It's facing left, and a red spring is connected to it. 22- The number "0000" in a calculator font in the colors green and dark green. The green parts show the number "1997". 23- Green lines that resemble the lines in stock market charts.
On the bottom left of the first image is a transparent, white watermark saying "deltarune™".
On the bottom right of the first image is a transparent, white watermark saying "fangamer" all in lower case, with the Fangamer logo right next to it.
The second image is a button up shirt, the shirt has the same pattern as the pattern in the first image. It has short sleeves, and a breast pocket on its left. There is a small, vertical, rectangular yellow paper on the breast pocket. On top of the paper an egg has been drawn. Under the egg, a sentence reads "<- pipis", pointing at the egg. It looks handwritten and is all in lower case. There's a small, square yellow paper on the hem of the shirt. It has the picture of Spamton's face facing left, from Spamton's standard sprite. There is yellow tag inside the shirt, visible from the collar. The biggest sentence on said tag is the Deltarune logo.]
LOOK AT THEFUCKING PATTERN ON THE SHIRT OH MY GODDD “TELL ME MORE!” IM GOING TO RIP SOMETHING APART WITH MY TEETH IN FULL DISPLAY OF EMOTIONS I DONT KNOW IM FEELING
if you go with “spamton was a baby at first and a 44 y old man now” that means he was kicked out the castle when he was 19. Hope this makes someone sad over him </3
[ID: A screenshot from Deltarune. Ralsei, Kris, Susie, and Queen are in Cyber Field standing near a large blue arcade machine, which displays Queen’s face on its screen. Susie grins as she says, “We got this, Kris. We’re the good guys, right?” End ID]
[ID: A Deltarune screenshot that continues from the last picture. Susie’s expression is wild, eyes wide and sharp teeth on full display, as she says, “All we have to do is figure out some way to cheat…” End ID]
[ID: A screenshot from Deltarune. Kris is standing in the prison designed by Queen for Susie. It is a purple room that contains a large purple communication tube; a garbled mishmash of yellowish-green letters, numbers, and symbols; two game screens — one showing a red skateboard on grass against a blue sky, and one showing the same skateboard, but broken in half with both halves submerged in the grass — an indigo book with a purple vacuum nozzle attached to it; and an egg with pink stripes painted on it. Kris is examining one of the game screens, and the flavor text reads “From search query: cool skateboard game online CHEAT”. End ID]
Hey. Can we talk about this aspect of Susie’s character actually
mentally putting my blorbo in a pan with oil and garlic and a bit of onion on medium heat. sauteing him until he gets fragrant and a little crispy
Putting this song here 'cause I just. I just want you guys to listen to it because it's so good. And it just. It just haunts me very much. This song absolutely haunts me. Might translate it and put that translation here later. Yes this is the song I mentioned in the tags of this reblog. Edit- Here's a transcript since I just noticed the video doesn't have one:
گل خزان ندیده)) بهار نو رسیده کنون که میروی زین گلزار خدا تو را نگهدار بود طنین آوای تو کنون به گوشم ای یار پیام من تو بشنو خدا تو را نگهدار دو چشم من به ره باشد در آرزوی دیدار مسافر عزیزم تو هم به یاد من باش جدایی و فراموشی نبینم از تو ای کاش نباشدم به جز مهرت هوای دیگری در سر برو خدا به همراهت ((تو ای ز جان گرامی تر
So I reunite with Kris and I go “Can we be friends agaaain?” and they say in someone else’s voice “No! In fact, I’m gonna force you to murder! And you’re gonna question yourself for 30 years!” And I go “Why are you doing this?” and the voice goes 🎵“Because it’s Deltarune, and life is a fucking nightmare!”🎵
FUCK OFF MOTH MAN WITH YOUR "I'm actually just like you, a victim of misunderstanding" SMH YOU'RE NO VICTIM MOTHERFUCKING BITCH GIVE IT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHITE MAN WHO'S A BILLIONARE AND A LITERAL TERRORIST TO COMPARE HIMSELF TO THE ASIAN WOMAN WHO DID NOTHING WRONG YET IS IN HANDCUFFS BECAUSE OF RACIAL INJUSTICE I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT GABRIEL
20 | They/Them | Avatar description: A picture of Kris Dreemurr's overworld sprite. | Header description: A screenshot of the garabage dump area in Undertale, with no Frisk.
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